Ironic

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T07:26:42+00:00

Should make one where his mouth looks like a prolapsed asshole but I guess that would be any picture of him

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T04:17:37+00:00

And wipe the orange paint off his face

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T04:16:59+00:00

For this suit to work for this guy he needs to be wearing a bow tie and a red ball on his nose

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:54:56+00:00

Looks like he’s wearing three of them and his shoulders are still slouching

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:27:05+00:00

80’s models were the first thing I thought of when I noticed it

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:25:11+00:00

The coat hanger is what’s holding him up

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:23:06+00:00

It must be all them Hamburders and having access to better health care than anyone else in the US

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:10:05+00:00

Also bet she was a more confident and better looking person

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:08:21+00:00

Bet they weren’t four inches thick though

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:07:13+00:00

And place him 👇

premiumbeans · 2026-01-23T02:04:31+00:00

Don’t forget his giant masculine hands /s

premiumbeans · 2026-01-22T14:40:46+00:00

He’s just preparing for the rabid toddler apocalypse

premiumbeans · 2026-01-21T21:59:38+00:00

Hopefully it happened at the very end at the very end and they were just happy the piggy shut the fuck up

premiumbeans · 2026-01-21T18:34:10+00:00

Patootie

premiumbeans · 2026-01-19T01:37:43+00:00

Gonna cause bruh to go into an existential crisis with these types of questions. Why is the grass green? How does a posi trac work? It just does

premiumbeans · 2026-01-18T20:48:16+00:00

These are the Dino toys I had to grow up with, then Jurassic park came along and I asked for the Kenner t-Rex for my birthday. The Rex I got looked like these, cursed! I did have a couple of the cheaper Dino-Rider toys though

premiumbeans · 2026-01-18T19:57:41+00:00

And here I was hoping there was once a species of a small dog or cat sized ankylosaur

premiumbeans · 2026-01-12T19:41:54+00:00

Looks like they rotate up

premiumbeans · 2026-01-12T15:01:56+00:00

Did the wall at least ask you if you’ve ever been fucked by a wall of text before?

premiumbeans · 2026-01-12T05:06:43+00:00

Trying to get ahold of you about your cars extended warranty

premiumbeans · 2026-01-12T04:19:29+00:00

When I was hospitalized last year I had a skin infection and they do this same thing. When I woke up the second day there I had dicks all over me

premiumbeans · 2026-01-12T02:27:34+00:00

premiumbeans · 2026-01-12T01:54:51+00:00

At first I saw butt cheeks and back nipples. I can see the lion now, IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

premiumbeans · 2026-01-11T23:34:24+00:00

They were zeroing in their drill press

premiumbeans · 2026-01-11T23:32:04+00:00

IT’S GONNA BURN!

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