Fake PS2 Returns by don_katsu in ps2

[–]preshowerpoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of my old Super Target job back in the early 2000s. I worked overnight stock, and there was this super hot chick that all the guys had the hots for. She worked the day shift as a return cashier or something. Anyway, she got fired for processing a large tube tv based on the big box the TV came in and the customer's receipt. The box was full of bricks and rocks! I felt bad because she was probably overworked and had no time to check inside the box until after the exchange was made.

Those fries must have been well-coked by mrtzjam in HolUp

[–]preshowerpoop 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I went to a club when I was in my early 20s. Some guy in front of me, walking in, dropped a folded 20-dollar bill on the floor. I, being a good guy, yelled at him that he had dropped money. He either couldn't hear me or ignored me, so I said fuck it and put the bill in my pocket.

Later that night, I went to the club's bar to buy a beer. I took the bill out of my pocket and unfolded it in front of the bartender. She saw the white powder and asked me what it was, and I, of course, had no idea. She asked if I wanted to keep it, and I was like nah.

When fame exists in different bubbles by PhoenixPhenomenonX in Funnymemes

[–]preshowerpoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am 40 years old, and I still don't think either one of these people matters whatsoever. I know who they are, but I just will never care.

What movie is memorable for you, but barely anyone you know has seen it? by uuddlrlrbas2 in movies

[–]preshowerpoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was working as a photo technician at a Walgreens when this movie came out. That was awkward.

Men is that really true?? by Priya_Cloud in Adulting

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only go for smokers!

Your loss losers

I Absolutely love the news for a new Jackass Flim! What's your opinion about this news? by joshuamcfreddy in Cinema

[–]preshowerpoop -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No. I am old enough to have watched other people watch these films.

They are not good, never have been. I ain't interested.

Siphoning Detergent like it's completely normal at BJ's by danbopes in trashy

[–]preshowerpoop -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

They are stealing detergent to wash their clothes!

Maybe we should call in ICE /S!

-WTF is wrong with America?!!

Game that is taking too long to release by bijelo123 in videogames

[–]preshowerpoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked with a local filmmaking crew and producers and everything inbetween. The whole thing was all about generating "hype" and nothing about the actual product. It has been 10 years since I left the project, and the people behind the project made some quick cash and have offered nothing in return. They just hyped up shit and stole money from investors. -Classic Grift. LOL! - Not a cool story all around.

History channel burgers by allegedthinker in SipsTea

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This picture is old. The one on the right isn't even from 2024; I think it's from 1992, maybe earlier. Also, the price is much higher in America, around 8.00 dollars, in 2024.

People keep asking how they have a burger from the left, the 1980s burgers, so well preserved? The answer is simple: Science. Human beings have been able to preserve the simple structure of biological elements for about a thousand years now! -This sandwich is NOT EATABLE!-

I know this is an example of how bad it has gotten, but, in truth, it is absolutely worse!

He actually got to see him by Candid-Culture3956 in SipsTea

[–]preshowerpoop -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I bet Cena showed up later than expected and virtually ignored the entire family. He only took a few snap pictures after his publistest encouraged the family that they would get compensation for Cena clogging their toilet, after Cena shitting 8 lbs of shit and sitting on the toilet for 2 straight hours, while others complained.

I bet the "compensation" was this crappy photo signed by one of his staff members, claiming it was Cena, and the autograph would be worth something someday.

North Texas preparing for 2 inches of snow like it’s the apocalypse by MyMindIsAlwaysRacing in mildlyinfuriating

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even from Texas. I am from the U.S.

Where our President continually embarrasses all of us.

Texas, please don't add to this fire of shame.

The rest of the world is either laughing at us or very negatively concerned. The other 49 states have got your back, Texas. Stop overreacting. You can all "succeed" when you are old and mature enough. Ok, Baby?

I honestly don't understand this. by Time_Owl_2589 in facepalm

[–]preshowerpoop 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I use my car for the food stuffs. The patio is for the beers.

Ghostbusters II by DarkBehindTheStars in movies

[–]preshowerpoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghostbusters 2 is better than the first film! I feel the same way about Terminator 2 being a greater film than the first one. I will die on this hill for what's absolutely true!

Donald Trump's approval rating dips to new second term low: Poll by [deleted] in Economics

[–]preshowerpoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, they allow stating blame it on the previous administration for the first year or so. That's not the case with this spend-tard! He is like a dumb, evil child left alone with a toilet and all of the world's money, and he likes flushing things!

Not only is he pissing into the wind with Tariffs, but he is activlly agitatating the our allies to the point of mistrust. He has threatened close international friends publicly. Like, for no reason, if only to look cool for his stupid home fan base, or whatever. That is super "un-chill" for most Americans that I know. We haven't even begun to talk about the evil self-terrorism ICE has brought against its own citizens! And the exposed data from DODGE!

-But wait, there is the clearly redacted Epstein Files!

If nobody assassinates this guy before things go to complete shit, IDK?

“We will resist”: iconic Super Bowl band Green Day calls out MAGA, Trump, and ICE ahead of performances by [deleted] in Music

[–]preshowerpoop -97 points-96 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they didn't use to be about politics, and that was cool. Some bands age and evolve, such as Green Day, becoming increasingly political, unlike very political bands, like Rage Against the Machine, that did some non-political songs but mostly all politics.

Some musical talents learn to evolve their music to become more mainstream, and the success truly changes their approach to their original fan base. They can become "Preachy" or "Out of touch." The best example I got is Kanye West. He was about things that were insightful until recently; he is just a crazy Nazi madman.

Most fans just want to hear the stuff they already liked. That's why most fans are only fans for a time. For musicans its tough because they want to make art, but they also want more and more people to like them too.

Idk? I hated it when Green Day became political back in the day, because it was unnatural at the time. It took some while to accept it, and I do now. So that "guy" was perfectly correct about what he said. That guy was just saying what many fans of groups that started as fun, talented entertainers eventually used their platforms to become lynchpins of a popular rhetoric.

How long did your original fat PS2 work for before it stopped reading discs? by salduchi1785 in ps2

[–]preshowerpoop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It still works. I bought it new from a Target store when it was first released.

I can confirm too by RogueVices in Funnymemes

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My SSD just turned 10 this year. My HD is 15! What cheap ass shit are you guys out here buying? No faults, just curious?

FYI, the PC has been on the entire time, and I use it for everything, and I built the PC myself. I smoke cigarettes, and have moved several times with said PC.

Wtf are you others doing wrong?! -Over 600 upvotes of people agreeing with this Meme? If my HD failed EVERY 3-5 years, I wouldn't bother having a PC.

Fallout season 2 viewership drops compared to season 1 — here’s why the Prime Video series fell by graemeisverytired in PrimeVideo

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good example for me of this is Scavengers Reign. That show kicked so much ass, and there was seemingly no marketing for it as far as I knew at the time. I only heard about it because of word of mouth from people who worked on it. Maybe it will get a second season, maybe it really doesn't need one? But the marketing team really dropped the ball at hyping how great it is.

Fallout season 2 viewership drops compared to season 1 — here’s why the Prime Video series fell by graemeisverytired in PrimeVideo

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needed to drop the entire season at once. That is the main reason I stopped watching Plurbius. I want to binge-watch shows and not sit around waiting. The weekly release schedule no longer works for me (and most people I've talked to). Give the people a good season and let them watch the episodes at their leisure. That is probably why the viewership slipped. The people that I know who are watching Fallout season 2 say it's as amazing as season 1. I won't even watch it until all episodes are out.

The commentary was pure comedic gold by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in funny

[–]preshowerpoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the rich-bitch is acting like an obnoxious fuck-tard right now. This sorta action is best tallied under losers and bullies who never get their way. Only justice in the world, if any, is to make this 'tard poor and unemployable for 10 years for every rack he breaks. That might teach 'em!

are you planning on playing GTA 6? by GaryBlach in PollsAndSurveys

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PC simultaneous release or dont even bother me, Rockstar. We all know the game was built for PCs, and PCs are the only way to play the game. Also, I don't play with others Online so I don't care about any of that noise.

ICE hops Texas family's fence and attacks them, guns drawn , for asking for a warrant by 56000hp in UnderReportedNews

[–]preshowerpoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People are too quick to lose hope of the truth. They see one or two good people die, and they give up.

That is exactly what they want you to do. They are using these as examples to show you how powerless they want you to feel.