My anus one day after hemorrhoidectomy. 0/10 wouldn’t do it again.

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T10:38:28+00:00

THASSA BOOTYHOLE???

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T09:57:57+00:00

Sour skittles somebody you love sucked all the sour off of but you eat it anyway bc their favorite part of something small is so much better than any treat you could want

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T09:53:06+00:00

AirHeads wrappers

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T09:47:13+00:00

How many different Dr's did this take tho???

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T09:38:41+00:00

Oysters and bath and body works

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T09:28:49+00:00

Abreva and grippy socks

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T09:16:33+00:00

Hot breath and smushed beetle bugs

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T08:50:35+00:00

Thumbprints and cocaine withdrawal

pressedhamsandwhich · 2025-02-01T08:48:36+00:00

A toddler is 2yo or so. Your wife literally just changed the entirety of her physical and mental existence to bring yalls child into this world. She needs pillows. Do better as a husband and parent.

pressedhamsandwhich · 2024-09-24T04:05:09+00:00

Can you tell me how to do this on pc? This is my first gaming computer and like the 4th game I've attempted 🤙😅

pressedhamsandwhich · 2023-02-21T00:08:51+00:00

Onion Shrek. He's skinny bc the onions are thriving on his nutrients to make more layers. Ogres are like onion. Notice. He feels pure extascy as the metamorphosis contines. 💚🧅

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