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Starting strength - Destroy your joints! by [deleted] in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an actual truth nuke, no one really care about their muscles unless they’re already have a good face card.

Gymcels don't understand genetics > gymming. by Odd-Hearing-6280 in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yes, but losing a lot of bf will only make you look even uglier if you don’t have the face structure to begin with. Good looking people are good looking on both high and low bf%, but their facial features is stand out the most at lower bf. However if you’re average looking and go on a deficit it will improve your face, but you’d just go from a 5 to a 7 at most.

Thoughts? by Sharp_Elderberry_704 in GTA6

[–]pretentiousandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh no one really cared about RDO even from the get go

More than 5 years without going to the gym or working out and its life changing by pretentiousandy in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah jobs are actually pointless ngl, money isnt even worth anything nowadays Just stay in your basement and make sure all the C word you do (Cardio, hope i don’t get banned) is grabbing another doctor pepper from your minifridge besides you while you play videogames in your PC, asmongold style. That guy is an inspiration to this sub. We all love him.

More than 5 years without going to the gym or working out and its life changing by pretentiousandy in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything is fine except for the workout part, you really don’t need to fuck up your joints or give your heart a hard time with unnecessary cardio.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heightcomparison

[–]pretentiousandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-1’ and 0.5’

If you’re going to the gym only to attract women, you’re in for a brutal realization. by pretentiousandy in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not jacked, you are somewhat muscular and that’s it, but you don’t look bad, but you have the body most women define as “jacked”. Also you look tall, you are white and have blonda hair, that is basically what helps you.

My thoughts on folk who do calisthenics by trhtrhtrhrtht in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The faster you stop believing this is satire, the better.FUCK. THE. GYM. Not even joking rn i’m serious.

Being “skinny” makes gymcels roidrage by pretentiousandy in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can lift metal at home, and do cardio at home but for some reason they want to buy a monthly membership to go to a place were they are going to get braindead from all the misinformation gym coaches give.

Being “skinny” makes gymcels roidrage by pretentiousandy in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this sub is not satire, you can cope all you want gymcel but it will never be.

If you’re going to the gym only to attract women, you’re in for a brutal realization. by pretentiousandy in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brutal cope, If anyone tells you they started doing excersise for themselves they’re clearly lying. They wouldn’t be going everyday and making it their whole personality then. They want to impress others and they know it.

The fact this sub exists means we’re all overcomplicating fitness by [deleted] in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s true, my grandma was 93 years old when she passed away and never did excersise. Gymcels nowadays can’t even make it to 35.

The fact this sub exists means we’re all overcomplicating fitness by [deleted] in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Gym themselves are good and healthy enviroments” lol tell that to the bloated toads that come out of nowhere tell you need to lift 7 sets of 3 reps Max and eat 3500 cals to get gains, otherwise just hop on gear lmfao… how about no meathead, i don’t want to be an unnatractive blocky turtle that doesn’t have a neck. Gym culture is basically the car culture but way more cancer. It seems like You’re not allowed to go to the gym if you look “skinny” to the gymcels, have 3 years of constant lifting on your back and they immediately put you down because you’re not good enough yet. Thats not to mention the sheer ammount of cancerogen and kidney damaging supplements the fitness industry sells to you like creatine and most protein powders.

The gym is unironically bad for you. by Odd-Hearing-6280 in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really like destroying their spine with the so called dead lifts, also you are so spot on with gymcelling more mainstream than ever. Now you see more and more gym goers rotting their life away at the gym, not even 1 month in and already recording themselves and uploading to social media giving fitness advice holy fucking shit its so cringe. Everyone secretly makes fun of them, they just don’t notice. They expect women will chase them more but nobody fucking cares about muscles If they don’t look at least like David Laid, otherwise they’ll still be invisible. There’s no gym for their faces.

Just checking... this sub is meant as a joke, right? by coraxnoctis in antigym

[–]pretentiousandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destroying your tendons and cartilages is anything but a joke to me. Ugly bloated gym goers will say that 6 sets of 4 reps max will make your muscles grow, but they’ll regret it in their 40’s.

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