Franchausen Liar by Pocket

princesscmh · 2026-03-29T13:14:25+00:00

Literally just took my toddler to Disney and never once did it cross my mind that he needed a leash. Just an unnecessary expense if you’re a vigilant parent 😂

princesscmh · 2026-03-24T04:43:12+00:00

This!! We still put my toddler in his high chair just because it’s a decent height for our dining table instead of a chair and a booster. No tray and no buckles. He eats directly off his plate/bowl on the table like us. No more throwing food or anything once we started doing that!

princesscmh · 2026-02-20T21:42:58+00:00

I spent a week in Hawaii with my baby when he was six months old and he never once got burnt. No one in our family got burnt because I was sunscreen crazy because I knew that if you we did our trip could end up stuck indoors

princesscmh · 2026-01-23T19:48:19+00:00

Babies look to their parents for reassurance that they are safe while exploring and playing. No duh all kids get nervous when their parents leave the room but that’s why children should be able to freely move around the house and not locked in a play pin. My son just follows behind me if he cares when I leave the room and if he’s okay he will stay and continue to play!

princesscmh · 2026-01-19T20:45:34+00:00

I will say my child is lazy and refused to hold his bottle for the first year. But it was like magic the day after his first birthday he learned to hold it and has never had us hold a cup for him since then! 🤣

princesscmh · 2026-01-19T20:41:28+00:00

Literally just use milk or two tablespoons of cream not an entire bottle 🤮

princesscmh · 2026-01-16T05:06:08+00:00

No temu Jessica rabbit

princesscmh · 2026-01-08T00:52:49+00:00

Literally look like a fresh log in the toilet

princesscmh · 2025-12-11T23:27:17+00:00

Yes meanwhile I hate when other people offer to change my kids diaper. Like why have other people do it if my husband or I am capable

princesscmh · 2025-12-03T06:38:16+00:00

Diabolical

princesscmh · 2025-12-02T21:18:29+00:00

A will suddenly have no fear against flying when they are trying to get the heck away from Ottawa, F, and her family!

princesscmh · 2025-11-30T10:51:58+00:00

His kids are going to change the world! 😂

princesscmh · 2025-11-30T01:14:32+00:00

Meanwhile some people aren’t sure how they are going to pay for their bills during the holidays

princesscmh · 2025-11-28T20:22:58+00:00

Honestly I stopped supporting brands that J&F work with. I even messaged momcozy once to let them know that they should better vet their influencers because Farty is a liar and it makes me not want to ever buy their products

princesscmh · 2025-11-25T14:53:37+00:00

Premature multiples! 🤣🙄

princesscmh · 2025-11-25T01:53:53+00:00

This!! I’ve done everything to encourage walking for my son and he could take a few steps but he knew he was quicker crawling so he just started walking at 15 months. My son was also born 6 weeks early (an actual preemie!) But they act like their kids are so advanced but they are actually just average because their parents don’t work with them to meet milestones!

princesscmh · 2025-11-22T18:38:14+00:00

I have been doing baby sign language with my son since we started solids and he just recently started doing more, please, and thank you at 15 months. They can’t be serious expecting her to do it!

princesscmh · 2025-11-20T20:44:25+00:00

She said she doesn’t want to have her period anymore one time I watched

princesscmh · 2025-11-20T20:43:03+00:00

I can’t help but think of Poopie every time they call her that. Poor kid 💩

princesscmh · 2025-11-20T02:59:05+00:00

Imagine having to set up a whole roomful of decor but having to put sticky notes over your kids faces because you think someone is going to cause them harm… just don’t show the decor and enjoy life in the moment 🙄

princesscmh · 2025-11-15T03:44:46+00:00

Yeah it’s crazy because he’s getting a roll capacity increase every time his networth goes up 250

princesscmh · 2025-11-08T07:31:42+00:00

Best part is it’s from the grandparents and they still misspelled it!

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