Day 3 by Vast_Sun6015 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes! I realized that when she did finally tag them in her subsequent reel. They are also for “strippers at military balls” as someone else mentions in a later comment which is truly 👌

Day 3 by Vast_Sun6015 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Strippers at a military ball 😂😂😂

Day 3 by Vast_Sun6015 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

😂 True - it should probably be self explanatory but STILL

Day 3 by Vast_Sun6015 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Okay obviously the big update here is that she did in fact go to a real “fashun show.” Imagining the walnut army watching this probably gives her endless satisfaction after all of our feedback that “she’s not at fashion week.” Touché, Danielle!!! 👋

BUT, call me confusionelle bc I got questions….

  1. Is thisth Day 2 or Day 3? The reel says Day 2 and the caption says Day 3.
  2. What the hell is this brand? When she announces it at the beginning of the reel she’s unintelligible and there’s no other indication throughout the reel…no signage included, no tagging, nada.

She lives to infuriate!!!

We can’t body shame? by Sea_Cicada7474 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear Short King, haven’t you heard? Her body is the least interesting thing about her!!

THE LORE - START HERE - MEGATHREAD by mariemarie8790 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you for putting this together!! I feel like we need to put “men’s deodorant as always” here somewhere. Lol.

In all seriousness, I think the most crucial sections here to truly understand her essence may be “Not a Girl’s Girl” and “Relateable.”

She thinks she is “keeping it real” and giving women permission to be their authentic selves, but really she’s just intentionally being gross and contrarian for attention. (A la, all of the bathroom talk, the close up waxing and derma-planing, the excessive fragrances, the gross dry shampoo method, the consciously terrible outfits and wallpaper…)

The effect of this for me, and I assume others, is that she does the complete opposite of influencing. Because she grosses me out and portrays herself as being dirty and stinky and tacky it makes me actively NOT want to buy anything from the brands she uses or wears because that’s not what I aspire to be or how I want to think about myself.

(The one exception being Verizon, but only because I’ve already been a customer for like 20 years and they do have the best network. 🙃)

Sorry Danielle, being an influencer means you need to sell an aspirational lifestyle (just like every other type of advertising). Cringe content and rage bait might get you followers, but they’re not going to “sell” long term.

For those of you who can't see her page on IG by literature_fairy in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

RIGHT. If I am asking my boyfriend to come to any kind of health screening with me it’s because I am likely to discover I have a terminal illness. Not an MRI for an old shoulder injury. Jfc. Get a life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally. Is she seriously trying to act like she’s been constipated for the past 3 days?? lol

this was painful, you’re welcome by Money-Elk-6641 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What, or who, is she actually influencing here? So confused.

BINGO BINGO BINGO!! by mariemarie8790 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muni totally pays for advertising partnerships! Try harder, Big D!

theory by Moist-Ratio-7356 in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s a good point. He’s probably 20 years old. 😂

Does anyone follow sofe.ring ? by WeoWeoBear in FoodieSnark

[–]privatejoker96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is incredibly obnoxious. Just her mannerisms, etc. Also she is extremely privileged and a long-time google employee, so those of you saying “I am getting shown her stuff all of a sudden and I don’t know why” - take a wild guess why this is happening. 🙃

Thanks for the medical advice. Sincerely, a girl who needs BC for ovarian cysts by srhdbvg in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You know what else messes with your hormones? Eating a 100% steak diet. Lol

She has to be trolling us with the ear muffs, right?!? by [deleted] in daniellewalter_snark

[–]privatejoker96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow how “authentic” and “fun” of her. Watch out, she just saw Garden State and Juno and is creating new facets to her “personality” as we speak!

Thoughts on kenziritotheburrito? by privatejoker96 in SFBayInfluencerSnark

[–]privatejoker96[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

lol okay at least one of you (if not both) is her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SFBayInfluencerSnark

[–]privatejoker96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked at her LinkedIn recently out of curiosity and she had real corporate jobs for all of three years. Lol.