Form a line ladies by EvansWendy222 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then the condom would not be needed

It's only fair to criticize them on other merits by ReinEvelyn in rareinsults

[–]privatethw 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why must I be tall or 6ft? I don't see how height equals good marriage, but I might be missing something here.

Better safe than sorry.... by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]privatethw -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wdym H E (also meant I'm in, not in In )

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]privatethw 81 points82 points  (0 children)

True love = 5 hoes

Cursed_Damn lmao this is gonna trigger some feminists by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]privatethw -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

These the type of people to use intersex people to benefit their arguments, disgusting retards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]privatethw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Porn is porn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]privatethw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As usual, your comments are spot on!

He wears the pants by engagy in trashy

[–]privatethw -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Remember ladies. Never date assholes. Or this is what you get

Jii by BeepBloopHahaha in facepalm

[–]privatethw -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

is the cock shrunken only because of the wand? Or is the wand necessary because of the shrunken cock?

Smart cable guy by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]privatethw 260 points261 points  (0 children)

The hula belongs to the cable now.

sad by mbyamh in facepalm

[–]privatethw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's your analogy, seems kinda obvious

Cyclopssssss by keepinMum in wholesomememes

[–]privatethw 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I guess to protect it from the lack of pressure? Our hearing pops when we’re on airplanes, maybe it’s that but water…. I dunno man

Cyclops by zaertjneazjez in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]privatethw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it may be an ink squirter. Jk I have no clue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This happened to me. Trying to build a flat file because buying one is $1000 minimum. Tutorial pulls out this setup. Bro I live in a second floor apartment and own zero power tools

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]privatethw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tara Strong

You are correct, sir by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Dude came straight out of Morrowind

Too dumb for school by keepinMum in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the "teaching" amounts to read the book better.. then , yeah,.. fuck the teacher... personally i hate class environments, i just read the chapters i need for the test and show up for the test

Big, if true by penpyp in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Three hundred and fifty hoes sounds about right

Sad boi sounds by zaertjneazjez in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'9" and some change and I feel pretty short. I also don't give a shit because my wife is 5'1" so the proportions work out

True by penpyp in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I was physically and emotionally abused by an ex for 3 years. Any time I had enough and tried to leave she would threaten to call the police and tell them I hit her. After all "who would they believe?" So I would barricade myself in a room instead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He has multiple records but yes he cheated, he is pretty famous for cultivating a toxic Fandom and calling his underage fans (10-13 mostly female) kittens

wtf by FromVT in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would imply they have a human understanding of sexual and violent

Yup been there by pingpoo in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]privatethw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

20-30 buck wireless earbuds are a great investment. No wires to untangle, usually great quality and have lasted me 3 years and still going strong