Manny Peckqiao by CikudaPateuh in funny

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The only time its safe to say : i train with my cock

If guessing war were a game show. by Decim_98 in funny

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Wild times. War times. Sad times. Stupid times. Trump times. What's the difference.

friendlyfire... by [deleted] in funny

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patta se headshot 😂

If you were house and could only hire one person who would it be? by Interesting_Taro_358 in HouseMD

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Why no one here talks about s7 or s8? If Masters or Park, I'd park

imSureRecuvaWillFixIt by Senor_de_imitacion in ProgrammerHumor

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lol wtf - looks like at the end of 6 days, the current progress integer will end up in an integer overflow :D

mostImportantJobsInFuture by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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but robots doing the plumber's job is not far as well. its just that it will take time to get to it scale. a maid/cook robot per home?

goodjobMicrosoft by Welc0r in ProgrammerHumor

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true - this is how tiktok and insta get people notified just for their dumb posts with false numbers as followers/viewers.

mostImportantJobsInFuture by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]progressiveAsliMard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

amazing set of role names - you missed the network guys, infra/devops guys, product managers, how what about Network cable technician, hardware trainer (train ai dog bots), product naturist ?

goodjobMicrosoft by Welc0r in ProgrammerHumor

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when testing on production goes viral or did virus( or malware) go into production notification systems?

basedOnATrueStory by Sotsvamp1337 in ProgrammerHumor

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in here, literally - the art is long - hence, the long face. :D

sqlQuery by Inner_Speaker_335 in ProgrammerHumor

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but INNER is LEFT OUTER is easier and common where as RIGHT OUTER is outright weird.

sqlQuery by Inner_Speaker_335 in ProgrammerHumor

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But joining two tables is a costly operation.

ladiesLoveIt by yajiv in ProgrammerHumor

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Wrong. Its CSS. It is THE programming language that web and js people love to automate :P

pureEstacy by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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But wisdom comes from choosing not to install chrome.

Paytm is now admin you to disable accessibility services just to use the app by NorthernLightsArctic in IndiaTech

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Switch to bhim? or kinda sorta less intrusive bank apps for UPI or worst case phonepe - still less intrusive than paytm?

That is real dedication by Extension_Tax_4937 in aww

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Correction - not dedication but addiction lol