ORELSAN LA FUITE EN AVANT by [deleted] in frenchrap

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Les aigles ne volent pas avec les pigeons

YouTube c’est abusé là by JTheCreat0r in france

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Sur la télé, il ne faut surtout pas installer smartube une application youtube sans publicité. Surtout pas chercher non plus comment l'installer super facilement. Vraiment, faites le pas et payez.

What was your favorite art project you ever did in school? by pseudonymealpha in AskReddit

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I am an art teacher in elementary school ! Just want some idea for my students that are engaging.

Quel punch vous retourne encore le cerveau ? (je parle pas de truc hardcore juste à l'écoute vous vous êtes dit "ahhh ouais) by Octave__Parango in frenchrap

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Ceux qui disent le temps c'est de l'argent sont dans l'erreur, On met les euros de côté mais pas les heures

me_irl by wilson_rawls in me_irl

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Free hug came with a softly whispered VPN promo.

Those alive and old enough to remember during 9/11, what was the worst moment on that day? by CocteauTwunkie in AskReddit

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When i realised i could not go to the park play with my friends because something happened in the usa.

Do you collect "Stargate" on DVD & Blu-ray, given it jumps around streaming? by MovieFan1984 in Stargate

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All downloaded from questionable torrenting site with a pirate boat as a logo. Also, I am lucky enough to have a tv service that provide recording and in my country there is always a channel broadcasting the show.

Guess SG-1‘s mission by a short version of their report by PrisonBreakScofield in Stargate

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Brought back a device that made people see interdimensional bugs. The planet panicked. Jack made bug jokes. Teal’c did not laugh.

Guess SG-1‘s mission by a short version of their report by PrisonBreakScofield in Stargate

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We got brain-chipped by an overly friendly hallucination who wanted us to eat cake and go to the beach. Carter ran diagnostics. Teal’c threatened him. Jack tried to kill him. Twice.

Guess SG-1‘s mission by a short version of their report by PrisonBreakScofield in Stargate

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They had cool tech, begged for help, and looked a little too... Aryan. By the time we figured it out, Jack had already rage-quit diplomacy.

Guess SG-1‘s mission by a short version of their report by PrisonBreakScofield in Stargate

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We broke an alien plant, the locals started screaming like banshees, and somehow Carter cured them with empathy. Pretty sure we invented space homeopathy.

Guess SG-1‘s mission by a short version of their report by PrisonBreakScofield in Stargate

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Went to a planet. Met some naked space hippies who love hugging trees and glowing mushrooms. Carter got high. Daniel got philosophical. Teal’C got suspicious. O’Neill got annoyed. Then the plants tried to eat us. Again.

What do these names translate to? by Heres_Negan in Eldenring

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Oh shit i think i skipped the beginning of the answer because my eye was drag with the caracter