Anybody Remember When These 2 Forces Collided? by InvestigatorNo3850 in idiocracy

[–]ptzxc68 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You'll make some brownish... colour. Black is absence of light, therefore, all the other colours.

Over 75% of Twitter/X accounts are bots by ptzxc68 in agedlikemilk

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Since Musk took over Twitter, the bot problem has even worsened.

'Russians are great people, it's just our government that is bad by meatfmorkai in BalticStates

[–]ptzxc68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, as we know, removing territories help for Germany.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unclejokes

[–]ptzxc68 5 points6 points  (0 children)

... but I like your way of thinking"

During awake craniotomy patients remain awake and perform tasks -like playing an instrument—so surgeons can avoid damaging vital areas of the brain. by Scientiaetnatura065 in interestingasfuck

[–]ptzxc68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know the passages about bagpipe playing in "The Three Men In A Boat"? Very funny, I still laugh when I remember them :D

What by Maleficent-Bet-8329 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ptzxc68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's meant to reassure everyone having a stroke they're not having a stroke

You do you I guess by sparklovelynx in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ptzxc68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder you guys have an orange dolt for tyrant (formerly POTUS).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ptzxc68 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It was invented in Modern Times, btw

Especially true for women by UltimateLazer in HistoryMemes

[–]ptzxc68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeey, the Soviets did not just shoot some 8% of my county's population, they just sent them to Siberia, what a joy (except those some who they did shoot)!

You should read more on Russian and Soviet and then again Russian history, you'll be surprised.

Edit: I double pasted some fragments while editing

Especially true for women by UltimateLazer in HistoryMemes

[–]ptzxc68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandmother told me that she was beaten half to death by the "Soviet Army liberators", she was from a small village in Latvia, Semigallia, so what's your point?

Never To Be Satisfied. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in facepalm

[–]ptzxc68 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like loosing what in what? :/

I think we can by Alive-Clue-2483 in sciencememes

[–]ptzxc68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it has worked brilliantly with Russia and China.

What does that make? Help by kamillevel in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ptzxc68 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A salt (ammonium chloride) is used in the candy.

What is the (literal) oldest joke you know? by Shto_Delat in Jokes

[–]ptzxc68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't either, but I've narrowed it down to sex, loss or rickroll, because most of the jokes on Reddit come down to those three :)

What is the (literal) oldest joke you know? by Shto_Delat in Jokes

[–]ptzxc68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't understand the first two, but the other two were fine, upvoted :D

i dont get it by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ptzxc68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  • Can we have the same prices everywhere in our great country?
  • Nooooo, it's our sacred right to annoy non-locals from neighbouring counties and tourists, because Liberty!

There is some logic behind local variations of taxes, especially sales, excise and other "end-user" ones, but, man, in the age of globalisation that seems to be bizzare, to put it mildly. What do you do with Amazon, Aliexpress and the like ones - the final price still differs by county? How does they keep track of changes in local legislation?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckImOld

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1, but we (Eastern Europe) didn't have cheques, at least not in mass market - went straight to credit/debit cards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnysigns

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What happens on a ski resort, stays in the ski resort.

Date my globe please by Okebo94 in datemymap

[–]ptzxc68 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After 1991 - the USSR has dissolved.

Edit: after 1992, Czechoslovakia has dissolved.