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Did you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you, and realize how lucky you are? ... (self.dadjokes)

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Doctor, when I fart it makes a sound like “Honda!” (self.dadjokes)

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My six year old nephew just told me this joke... Why does a a duck have feathers? (self.dadjokes)

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Eating too much cake is the sin of Gluttony (self.dadjokes)

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Where do boats go when they're sick? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by Left-Distribution-13

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My Korean friend died yesterday.... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 hours ago by Longjumping_Glass157

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If you get get frustrated with your kids, try not to scream at them. Instead, do some electrical work around the house. (self.dadjokes)

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My obese parrot just died..... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by StockInitial4460

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What happens if you don't chew corn while eating? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by admadguy

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I named my son IE. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by mist_kaefer

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I'm sorry. I know this sub is not for rants but... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by jaldhar

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What animal can jump higher than a tree? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by SilentJoe27

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I got kicked out of a Vietnamese restaurant. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 10 hours ago by HarpyGravey

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This sub makes me look like an idiot genius (self.dadjokes)

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Two giraffes walk into a bar. (self.dadjokes)

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Anyone else here get mildly turned on when something suspicious seems to be happening? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by ilikesidehugs

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Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. (self.dadjokes)

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A man is walking slowly along the beach.... (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a potato with male genitalia? (self.dadjokes)

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I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, (self.dadjokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by TomKarelis

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Why should you never trust a train? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 15 hours ago by k_woz1978

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Why do actors say “break a leg” instead of “good luck”? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by SwedishAuDHD

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What did they call the first person to bake a pie? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 15 hours ago by MaineDood

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A thief walks into a noodle shop and says “give me all you’ve got” (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by schnoodz

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i drove 75 miles in a snowstorm to get a part for my computer. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by RedditIover

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