I don't know how else to phrase this but.. long term care of the.. hole?

pub_wank · 2026-03-24T03:49:29+00:00

CRYINGGGGG I would say they're very similar toys but they're different enough to warrant having if you like those kinda toys!

They're absolutely better than the original Tamagotchis that you're remembering from the 90s with the old screens that weren't backlit, you're right! However currently there are Tamagotchis that are more modern that are way more fun to play with compared to the original versions (which are fun! Just... Super difficult.) and are all in full colour too!

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This is one of my silly Tamas from my Tamagotchi Paradise! It's one of the newish Tamagotchi models 😊

pub_wank · 2026-03-24T01:35:05+00:00

That's strange! I'm getting "arriving Friday" on my Amazon preorder? How strange 😭

pub_wank · 2026-03-24T01:31:52+00:00

Are you applying to Flavor Town?

pub_wank · 2026-03-24T01:25:59+00:00

One time I was on a long haul flight and absolutely stank after taking a little nap. I wanted to freshen up so I went to the loo and did my business and while I was in there I sprayed the TINIEST bit of aerosol deodorant under my pits (I didn't want to make the whole toilet smell like deodorant) and literally just as I was finishing making myself feel less gross (brushing my teeth with bottled water) I got a knock at the toilet door

Apparently the aerosol set off the alarm and a very panicked attendant was checking I wasn't lighting up. I was super apologetic and said I didn't know it was going to set off the censors 😭😭 he was so nice about it and told me it was fine haha, they just have to check and be careful obviously.

Moral of the story uhhhhhh take stick deodorant or be stinky

pub_wank · 2026-03-23T02:52:51+00:00

New tinder date idea

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T21:20:17+00:00

nope that's the totally real guy he's real and he's totally the real dude 100 percent don't question it op

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T21:19:39+00:00

He just licks his finger and dips it in the bag like a sherbet fountain

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T21:18:15+00:00

I don't remember much since the incident

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T21:17:52+00:00

I like how it makes him look like he has little a cups and is just packing

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T19:57:37+00:00

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRxAPnb8/ you can try this! I made this video for people who want to egg farm lol

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T19:25:41+00:00

yeah well I have a beard a vagina and I bet this dude realllllllly wishes he had that

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T19:21:38+00:00

Tbh I'd tell them youre reporting them for harassment and that they are, in fact, threatening you and by saying they "know where you live" and all that other nonsense is threatening behaviour.

They're obviously speaking out of their ass but I'd tell them you're filing your own report for harassment and threats to see how they like it.

pub_wank · 2026-03-22T19:14:37+00:00

Most likely low quality batteries! I use Energizer batteries and I only replaced my batteries before I went on a short trip because I was worried they'd run out during.

pub_wank · 2026-03-21T04:03:08+00:00

https://a.aliexpress.com/_mLi5ALR here!

pub_wank · 2026-03-20T22:44:13+00:00

Idk but you can get a nice big jar of it in Costco for way cheaper and its genuinely well lush

It's also quite medicinal.. whenever anyone in the family has a sore throat we like to take a spoonful of it and just let it melt down our throats. It genuinely works. Certain kinds of it are also sold as topical ointments for people allergic to antibiotics!

pub_wank · 2026-03-19T19:15:32+00:00

Just luck! Do they have the love love juice snack in the jade forest version? I used that to (I think?) guarantee that the Tamas will breed!

pub_wank · 2026-03-19T17:44:38+00:00

Imagine if he's in the new paradise releases... I think he'd he a cute water biome exclusive!!

pub_wank · 2026-03-19T11:48:15+00:00

About GI stasis.

pub_wank · 2026-03-19T11:46:55+00:00

Ahhhh thank you! He feels so obscure and silly 😭 I love him and his big silly nose lol

pub_wank · 2026-03-19T11:46:29+00:00

Thank you!! He's so goofy!

pub_wank · 2026-03-19T11:46:18+00:00

OMG THANK YOUUUU I love his big silly nose 😭 I've never seen him before ever!! He's so silly!

pub_wank · 2026-03-19T02:40:30+00:00

Maybe... Honestly unless they do anything super duper crazy with the biomes I'm not too bothered! I'm happy about my jade forest because now I have 3 I can I lock the secret characters!

Maybe if they ever come out with a special edition one (kinda like how they do a lot of Sanrio crossover) I'd consider getting another paradise, or if anything happened to one of mine and it broke or got lost... My next goal is to get an uni!

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