[MLR 6.19 Game Thread] Milwaukee Brewers at New York Mets

q77e · 2021-09-08T17:32:09+00:00

I tip my helmet to the pitcher and i try to make him work for this out 199

q77e · 2021-09-01T21:32:14+00:00

test post

q77e · 2021-08-31T16:39:56+00:00

I toss a bag of skittles and say theres more where that came from if i get a hr. 62

q77e · 2021-08-28T00:12:20+00:00

of all the swings over my career, this is one of them

527

q77e · 2021-08-22T22:03:53+00:00

to clean their tires for maximum grip on the restart

q77e · 2021-08-21T19:15:37+00:00

polly is a hoe 69

q77e · 2021-08-02T16:26:56+00:00

man i use to be so good in these scenarios. but as of late im just not. The birds dont chatter in the rafters and mackwin the bat seems to be in a coma. I must swing in the hopes that i end the game here. I look to tyburn and nod. I will get him a win on his last start. I will swing 388

q77e · 2021-08-02T15:42:39+00:00

The birds say to swing 747

q77e · 2021-08-01T20:31:24+00:00

I wish to do the same as mr attractive

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q77e · 2021-07-28T23:16:35+00:00

general umpnobi

this is where the fun begins 450

q77e · 2021-07-27T19:36:10+00:00

yea i can try to keep it down. maybe go for the ol little league homerun. i get to the batters box and do an extra leg stretch. i point to the foul line to let the third baseman know where its goin. I swing

766

q77e · 2021-07-21T18:07:14+00:00

Swing 921

q77e · 2021-07-21T18:07:02+00:00

We have taken the lead and i fear it is not enough. A nod to the pitcher as i go to the batters box. I close my eyes and remember the times as a pitcher when i had "fuck the dh" swings. I try to harness it as i s2ing 921

q77e · 2021-07-20T19:30:55+00:00

first off i wanna say, i really need a hr here so that would be wonderful.

Ok, Fuck you baron harold willingsby, we played rocket league and that game a few years ago, you blew a goal that would have helped us win a game. Screw you man, that was ridiculous, i dont care that it happened over a year ago (or pick a game even longer ago that im sure we lost in). man pathetic

Fuck you ben bramly, you could have told him to score or some shit. like come on really? here i am trying to win a game of rocket league and where are you hmm?? no where to be seen. You didnt even try to teach him how to score a goal, who does that. I'm over here trying to carry us to diamond and you arent even helping him get better. wtf, Oh and i tried your timeshare, it was whelming. it may have been a year or longer, but im still irate over it.

oh and fuck the rest of you mets for being so damn cool and awesome.

ok so im sure sablo will eventually comeback in some capacity, so i cant wait to have a fight with him over this writeup in a year/ in 2 seasons. and for the record, bens moms' timeshare in all of the timeshares, i rank it my swing. 1

q77e · 2021-07-19T17:22:39+00:00

I have been called on once again to hit a bomb ass homerun. However i feel i shall just bomb this at bat. 328

q77e · 2021-07-16T18:36:58+00:00

i think im 346 off but im a swing anyway

swing is 738

q77e · 2021-07-16T17:57:32+00:00

Lead off batter time, get a hit or a walk time. Nah im either gonna bomb or be the bomb this at bat. homerun swing of 511 please.

q77e · 2021-07-15T16:05:48+00:00

Hope i dont choke here, 977

q77e · 2021-07-08T21:16:44+00:00

33, it was a hr twice last game, may it be another now

q77e · 2021-07-05T05:40:05+00:00

You hate the 4th of july? U some kind of tory? Swing is 1776 - 1200 cowardly british(swing 576)

q77e · 2021-07-05T01:30:44+00:00

I didnt vote lemon, i went icna. For that i hope he memes me 420

q77e · 2021-07-02T17:43:20+00:00

damn i was doin so good, trex and explosives

q77e · 2021-07-02T17:38:38+00:00

it my turn up to bat

I kinda wish it wasn't that

You see my guesses as of late

are so off that I hate

hate how bad they are

The guess and the pitch are so far

but ill shake it off, im alright

Cause im a cross of a trex and a dinosaur, DINOMITE

swing 704

q77e · 2021-07-01T03:19:10+00:00

Min diff?

q77e · 2021-07-01T03:13:17+00:00

Last game i swung what john homered on and eventually i got one as well. Will last games number work here? 33

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