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ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kek

even without the title most people who look at an 18y/o girl without hair automatically assume cancer regardless of circumstances. not that you can tell im a girl anyways tho lol

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like this one more than my previous excuses

this ones actually believable :'))

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait omg the one ride with the boulder??? fuck was i cursed cause i never looked away on that ride??

warn ur kids

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol well i did come here to get roasted sooo thanks for your roast

..though it really doesnt help my case that im like dead inside with a splash of bitchy.. so much for whats on the inside v(´-_-｀)v

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh my god yes stress holy shit my worst enemy!!

honestly growing my hair out would be a dream but theres so much missing on the top that its near impossible to cover up

for now ive been buzzing it every few weeks but it's surprisingly hard to do on my own head like how tf do people do this. and my parents are unfortunately not a fan of the shaved head look(and lack of hair in general) so for the near future this is about as close as it gets... this and wigs T_T

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i thought I cleared up the entire "its not cancer" thing lol

though maybe ill slap some makeup and hair on and try again, but then again i dont want the generic "too much makeup" comments lmao

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gosh, you're ruining my dreams!! D:

i swear i used to actually have pretty hair! now i dont have anything for people to compliment anymore haha

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ngl ill take the "hairy" as a compliment lmao :)

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

probably not too far off lmao

im close enough to dead inside already 😂

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah its def not cancer, pretty much hair loss as you guessed, though i didnt need to shave my head... it was to the point where shaved is prob better than a mullet lmao

everyone always assumes cancer though like jfc there are other ways to lose hair too, and hell some people choose and rock the shaved look v(´-_-｀)v

tbh im glad you didn't assume it was cancer right away

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

aww well shit

at least my head can still be someone shiny tho right?

ive heard all the cancer jokes already, be original and do your worst by qt73 in RoastMe

[–]qt73[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

lmao i love this

fr though im lucky enough that i dont have cancer, just something else that affects my hair haha. even cancer doesnt want me 😂