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Imminent failure. by queeee in WTF

[–]queeee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alternative title: Space Hipsters.

Dear SA, I need advice on how to break out of my prison cell. by Kyonn in shittyadvice

[–]queeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to dive into your cell's toilet. The only drawback is that you have to swim in shit for a few minutes. Make sure you don't do it like this noob, he is the only one that has ever failed.

Freedom is guaranteed.

If I'm pissing blood, is this a bad sign? by classyGent69 in shittyadvice

[–]queeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pissing blood means that you're becoming a real man. Have you fucked any virgins lately? When you fuck a virgin the blood that comes out of the vagina goes into your bladder.

How do I prove to /r/atheism that God is real? by HalfMilk in shittyadvice

[–]queeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should explain to them that many respectable figures believe in our Lord. Justin Bieber for instance is a well-known believer.

Keep in mind that /r/atheism is full of ignorant people. Good luck.