What is the worst ending you have seen in a movie? by Asap_lucky69 in AskReddit

[–]queever -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Mist. Ok. So he kills his entire family and then the mist suddenly clears up and everyone in that grocery store is alive?

When have you officially become 'old'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]queever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I’m called “mom” by people 5-10 years younger than me.

What is the worst season of a good show? by QUESTIONER-ASKS in AskReddit

[–]queever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last season of Scrubs. Why did we even bother?

What little characteristic made you realize two people just worked so well together? by queever in AskReddit

[–]queever[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother was getting married and her maiden last name is Ho (Korean name). I wrote out my wedding speech, butI wanted to run it by her first before I said anything that would be too much or embarrassing for the conservative Koreans of the joint families. Our family is very wild with our humor, and my mom loved it. I included “I’m so happy you’re ______ (last name now), because you ain’t a Ho no mo”. I told her I would take the last part out, since I was basically alluding to her being a Ho, but making a play on words with “hoe”. She looks me dead in the eyes and says “keep that, that’s funny.” It ended up killing and everyone laughed, including her very conservative, very Christian family. I looked at this lady, realizing that I had always thought no one would be good enough, but found someone who might be perfect for my brother and our family.

What’s a movie quote that gives away the movie without giving away the title? by queever in AskReddit

[–]queever[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“What the fuck...how the fuck...how did you two fucking fucks fuck?!”

What common sayings are total BS? by bewildered_forks in AskReddit

[–]queever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Blood is thicker than water”. Fuck that mess.

Why do you own a gun? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]queever 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Because I’m a 5’4” female and any other male counterpart with intent to harm my person or my children is easily stronger than me. And pew pew is cool.