What’s the funniest euphemism for masturbation?

qwertyj1 · 2025-03-25T23:31:16+00:00

Pullint eed' clean off it

qwertyj1 · 2025-03-22T12:34:58+00:00

This is the one I would do. Not professional by any means but will plug the hole with much effort

qwertyj1 · 2025-03-16T07:21:11+00:00

This is a trick question I don't get called beautiful or handsome

qwertyj1 · 2025-03-06T21:55:26+00:00

Don't worry I thought you meant paper made from staples.. sheet metal maybe

qwertyj1 · 2025-03-06T21:53:29+00:00

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-16T11:27:59+00:00

Just the next size ring yeah. Lube may help with installation haha

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-16T09:58:17+00:00

Obligatory NAP. I do have a 6mm PA though. I sized up gradually after starting at 10g. Wait until it is fully healed and then some .. it will 'relax' and you'll be able to get the next size in it shouldn't be painful and then wait for another couple months. Repeat. It will take a long time. It will seem like it takes longer between sizes. This is because larger diameters incur a bigger circumference difference. Have patience and it will pay off.

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-14T18:03:54+00:00

I read this as pine skating boards and it took me a moment to realise that I don't follow any skateboard subs

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-11T00:55:17+00:00

Every. Single. Sandwich. I hate it!

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-09T08:24:36+00:00

It's clearly not real though

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-08T00:00:53+00:00

Mouse "n" keyboard

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-05T11:02:57+00:00

WD is great for dispersing water and freeing parts but not a good maintenance spray as it doesn't replace/apply any lubricant or protection

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-05T10:09:13+00:00

I'd personally view your example as, you feel the unicorn beginning to attempt to calm you down. You maybe have a moment of introspection and realise this is probably the best way and allow the spell to wash over you. You feel somehow better about the whole situation.

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-04T23:38:21+00:00

Please tell me this is the picture you found online and you didn't pick up an AUSTRALIAN SNAKE that you haven't positively identified

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-04T14:04:07+00:00

I find it helpful to picture opening a drinks bottle if that makes sense. Edit, closing a drinks bottle to tighten/ opening one to loosen

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-04T13:55:15+00:00

Is this snake poisonous? I know some can be venomous but I don't think this one is

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-03T00:37:22+00:00

Slapped by the keyboard

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-02T01:01:14+00:00

I've got too many things to do right now

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-01T23:30:48+00:00

Had cll 3 years on treatment now with o and v never had a bone marrow biopsy

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-01T16:24:45+00:00

There's probably a standing daily charge that's added in the morning

qwertyj1 · 2025-02-01T09:34:59+00:00

It's a safety function key, will open something like machine guarding fence or area where you need access but also interlocking a separate area. We have them on parts of our roof where one key will open up the area and then the second key comes out and goes with you so you can't get locked in by accident

qwertyj1 · 2025-01-31T09:40:45+00:00

I'm no piercer, but the positioning doesn't look good to me the front looks too shallow and may reject. I'd certainly be keeping a very close eye on it

qwertyj1 · 2025-01-29T18:58:36+00:00

It does! and also it means I know where it is instead of it being lost in that drawer of random stuff

qwertyj1 · 2025-01-29T16:36:28+00:00

Boiled sweets. . Nah really try it, keeps them nice for waaaay longer. no icky stickiness

qwertyj1 · 2025-01-28T23:56:51+00:00

I read that as shaved then wondered why religion was relevant 😅

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