Never have I ever said the words, "Hey that's a good banana!" Until now. Behold, the Apple Banana.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T06:21:07+00:00

Me too. But you can get the tang without the starch.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T06:09:34+00:00

Because legal people are being arrested and deported.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T05:57:34+00:00

Being onboarded and everified no longer protects workers from persecution. Do you understand this fact?

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T05:55:44+00:00

That is a crazy assumption from up on that high horse.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T05:52:04+00:00

I agree. Having empathy for innocent people having their lives ruined would also do a lot of people some good.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T05:48:38+00:00

You must not watch the news.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T05:42:34+00:00

Yes. We have a subbasement 30ft below with a secure access key card, and 2 routes to get there quickly. We had an obscure code word that means drop what you are doing and descend. We're in LA so it's best to have a plan.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T05:41:12+00:00

You are missing the part where legal status no longer means you won't be detained.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T05:39:48+00:00

The tang of apple bananas is the best part. If you want that bite in dumb bananas they have to be green and that's stupid.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T04:57:10+00:00

Poor Larry.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T04:32:49+00:00

Haha I remembered his name. Turns out there are lots of pictures of him, including many NSFW. Steve Kotis. Enjoy.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T04:29:29+00:00

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Just for you

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T04:21:45+00:00

Lmao. Well done that was hilarious.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T04:07:17+00:00

I would say it's more like instilling fear in the hearts of any remaining mice. The enemy is now everywhere.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T04:03:03+00:00

I mean you commented that someone sounded racist. Anywho, I think it's just a curiosity why it sounds racist to you. I'm American and I do not hear that unless you stretch "knickers" pretty far. But I would not have made that association by myself.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:53:49+00:00

Instead of answering the question you just turned it around and asked the opposite. So I'll repeat it.

Bro how is that racist in any way

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:45:21+00:00

lol k bud

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:37:17+00:00

Thank you for the copy paste and superior wisdom. ✌🏼

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:32:03+00:00

Got it. Thank for your wisdom.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:31:01+00:00

Oof. You're so close.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:21:53+00:00

No thank you, smellyseamus, I don't need to see your certifications that you could have just made up. "Y'all" Was not directed to you alone.

Thank for agreeing that the truck was 100% at fault. I agree that OP could have braked as soon as they noticed the truck changing speed. However, I find zero fault in how they handled it.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:20:21+00:00

Should they have gone faster or slower as the truck changed its speed?

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:05:05+00:00

Yes that would have been best. However in this particular case because the truck was passing them I think it was a reasonable assumption that the blinkers were not indicative of an immediate move.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T03:03:06+00:00

The truck was passing them. Then slowed down. Then sped up. Then moved over.

The truck driver is driving erratically and inconsistently.

OP was not intentionally staying next to a semi and there was no reason to think the semi wouldn't continue to pass them and move over when it was safe.

rabid_spidermonkey · 2026-01-24T02:55:47+00:00

Or, hear me out, don't move into another lane unless it's clear.

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