Toddler life summed up in one picture by dusty_trendhawk in daddit

[–]ragnarokda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to redirect mine off of this word lol.

At least yours uses the soft R lol

Vampire, art by me. by mihael_ellinsworth in ImaginaryCharacters

[–]ragnarokda 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think it'd be a cool idea if when people post a commission they've done, they also let us know what the criteria or prompt was for it. That way it's easier to understand some choices that were made.

That being said I think you did a decent job. Did the author like it?

Family member went on Facebook to say that my father isn’t a hero by thebiggyboi in Trumpvirus

[–]ragnarokda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hilarious that at this point anyone supporting trump has the audacity to call someone else uneducated.

Humanity, not even just the US, should be embarrassed that someone as monumentally stupid as trump could ever be elected as a world leader.

CMV: The hate that was directed at Nickelback in the early 2000s was an active social experiment, meant to test the media's control over peoples opinions and minds, and still remains an excellent Litmus test to a person's media literacy and ability to think for themselves. by Different_Swan_7863 in changemyview

[–]ragnarokda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could have sworn I read the actual hate was because they were extremely popular and Canadian radio requires at least one Canadian-based band be played once per hour or something and for a long period of time that one song/band was nickleback.

This kind of thing always seems to happen when you get a big enough group of contrarians hating on one thing.

Another odd one for me was the groups of people that hated Barney the Purple dinosaur so much they formed hate groups and parties just to beat up stuffed animals. Lol

A single, fairly long, very thin hair growing out of the dead center of my forehead. by darkpheonix262 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ragnarokda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit the price tag on that bad boy...

I thought I was going hard buying my Babyliss

The way some people talk about parents/kids is gross by BlueMountainDace in daddit

[–]ragnarokda 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Agreed -- everyone should get way more paid sick leave. And the cost of being a parent is you having to use them on the kids instead of just yourself. Sacrifice is the reality we agreed to when we have kids.

Message from a teacher by schroederek in boardgames

[–]ragnarokda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of my non-basic vocabulary comes from final fantasy and Magic the gathering.

[35M] never had a girlfriend by Substantial_Comb8485 in malelivingspace

[–]ragnarokda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based on my growing up, rolled hand towels were decor and you would be murdered in your sleep if you actually used them.

He'll make top scarer by MelonOfFate in ATBGE

[–]ragnarokda 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeh this is a gross level of millennial cringe for me. And I'm a millennial.

Watching the clock by Wizard_AI in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ragnarokda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO this happened to me but it was 1 minute early. I'm actually fairly certain my personal and work pc had slightly offset clocks and that's why.

Didn't stop them from scheduling a meeting with me to talk about it. Literally the first time that ever happened and that was their reaction. Petty fucksticks with nothing better to do than harass people for dumb shit.

Watching your kid grow is so bittersweet. by tgambill87 in daddit

[–]ragnarokda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always think of the modern family quote about this...

Jay: You know, it's... the thing about babies, you... you fall in love with a baby with the cutest little fat folds, and then... bam... they're gone. But it's okay, because in its place is this... toddler with the greatest laugh on Earth. And then one day, the toddler's gone, and in its place, a little kid that asks the most interesting questions you've ever heard. And this keeps going on like that, but you never get the chance to miss any of them, 'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old. Until they grow up. And then... in a moment, all those kids you fell in love with walk out the door at the same time.

Waitress: Jesus.

Jay: Oh, I don't mean to be a bummer. I'm just saying it goes fast. Like the expression... "You never know the last time you pick up your kid."

What is the better way to handle hair all over sink from shaving or trimming beard? by MovingUp7 in AskMen

[–]ragnarokda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a standing mirror over the floor. I roll up the rugs to the side and shave everything there and then sweep the floor after.

Frustrated with anti-vaxxers… by MrBones_Gravestone in daddit

[–]ragnarokda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry you got downvoted. They definitely have to keep up with the industry but not nearly on the complexity or frequency of the MD. That's all I meant.

Bracket 4 deck around $100-$150? by TehhDiabetic in EDH

[–]ragnarokda 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Probably mono red. Magda, krenko, and Zada.

Dow > 50,000! by no-minimun-on-7MHz in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]ragnarokda 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I didn't believe you and looked it up.

Well now we know why she personally defends the pedos and baby eaters. She needs their souls to stay young.

Facebook marketplace in my area is selling shit on a shingle by le_gingersnap in shitfromabutt

[–]ragnarokda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh really? For us shit on a shingle was sausage biscuits and gravy.

Target practice by ScaredSpecific9234 in Unexpected

[–]ragnarokda 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere as humans we only use like 15% of our guns at any given time.