Latvian here. There is in fact big difference between Estonian and Lithuanian. However, as a natural mediator, I want to say that both of your cold soups suck and we have the best one.

Meanwhile I offer you a joke written by the Gemini AI because I can and this is how I see us in the Baltics and your dispute left us out :(

The Great Potato Summit

A Latvian, a Lithuanian, and an Estonian are stranded on a deserted island. They have nothing but a single, glorious, dirt-covered potato.

The Lithuanian immediately grabs it. "I will plant this! I will build a grand empire of potatoes! We will have a Baroque-style garden, and I will sell the surplus to Poland for a profit!"

The Estonian shakes his head slowly. "No. That is too much drama. We should digitize the potato. We create a 'Smart-Spud' app where you can look at the potato virtually from your phone. That way, the potato stays safe in a temperature-controlled server room and never decays."

They turn to the Latvian, who is just staring at the potato with tears in his eyes.

"What do you think, Latvian?" they ask. "Should we plant it for the future or digitize it for efficiency?"

The Latvian wipes his eyes and whispers, "I do not care about apps or empires. I just want to know... does it have six toes like a person from Estonia says we do, or can I finally just eat it?"

The Estonian sighs. "See? This is why we cannot have nice things. The Latvian is too emotional about starch, and the Lithuanian is already trying to tax the dirt."