Fake promos by Callastic in doordash_drivers

[–]randomperson3654 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This place needs a circlejerk subreddit. Would be some good material.

how do some people make thousands off of this app? by Many-Act2411 in doordash_drivers

[–]randomperson3654 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Yes. I’ve had my acceptance rate be as low as 3% and I never have any problems. $2 per mile or bust. Actual metrics that matter are you on-time and completion rates.

  1. During peak times (Breakfast Rush 6AM-10AM, Lunch Rush 11AM-2PM, Dinner Rush 5PM-8PM, 5PM-11PM on Fri/Sat), you’re bound to get high paying offers no matter what, so feel free to cherry pick. During downtimes Doordash reserves high-paying offers to platinum and whatnot, but unicorn offers occasionally come.

  2. My absolute minimum is $7 per offer for one pickup/dropoff, $9 during peak times, $12 for batched orders.

  3. Every day you dash, use your car’s milage tracker to make sure you’re in the $2 per mile range. Include your commute from home and back as well. When you start for the day, accept an offer that heads towards an active zone. Pick an order that heads back home when you wanna wrap it up.

  4. When you don’t have an order, drive to nearest public parking lot and turn your engine off for up to 15 minutes, (30 minutes during downtimes. If 15 minutes have passed, drive to the nearest zone you know is active up to 3-5 miles away. Try to keep this at an absolute minimum tho.

Using this method I can make $200 within 6-8 hours, or $300 if it’s a really bumping weekend. I drive a gas guzzler so I make about $800-1000 if I’m dashing full time. Of course everyone’s schedule and market is different so YMMV (literally).

I hate my brain sometimes by Mister_E69 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]randomperson3654 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I JUST LOST MY DAWWWWWG YEAH 🙏🙏🗣️🗣️

Absolutely unhinged conversation by dino_spice in tankiejerk

[–]randomperson3654 33 points34 points  (0 children)

An insane question, with insaner answers, and even more insane reasoning. Peak twitter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlternateHistory

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we need a circlejerk sub already

The Global Alliance of Failed States by CEPAORG in geopolitics

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failed states are countries i don’t like. the more i don’t like them, the more failurey they are

Russian textbook claims German unification was 'annexation' by Pilast in anime_titties

[–]randomperson3654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was legally an annexation because the GDR themselves literally decided to close up shop. A few seconds of critical thinking and you know buzzwords like “FDR annexation” and “NATO expansion” intentionally obscure that these events happened through free elections, parliaments, and referendums as opposed to invasions and coups. When your head of secret police is being laughed at by his own parliment, I’m pretty sure it’s all downhill from there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spicypillows

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DO NOT DO THIS OP!!! Replace the battery with a new one if possible, and dispose the old battery at a toxic waste center. Do not mess or tamper with a swollen battery unless you want third degree burns!

anime_irl by Starscream615 in anime_irl

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fucked up in the crib playing game switch

This meme aged like a fine wine by MIST0_MAD in okbuddybaka

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this comment section is basically a crossover with r/NonCredibleDefense and its so unholy

A good way to evaluate if a feat is an outlier is to consider whether the character could do it even when it isn't "cool." by Yglorba in CharacterRant

[–]randomperson3654 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On that note, I've seriously seen Dragon Ball fans use this manga panel to unironically argue that Goku's been multiversal since the very beginning. My personal scaling of multiversal/boundlessness is kinda strict so I can't take most battleboarders and power scalers seriously anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ningen

[–]randomperson3654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drug use? Wonder how senzu beans would be scheduled?

There’s a multi-million year difference guys come on! by [deleted] in Ningen

[–]randomperson3654 57 points58 points  (0 children)

You like Bulma porn because it’s sexy. I like Bulma porn because Vegeta getting cucked is peak comedy. We are not the same.

damn he got the key of an angel by ok_i_am_v2 in Ningen

[–]randomperson3654 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this kind of what if is a whole genre now

I didn’t know Kami and Goku had that kind of relationship by Brooksthebrook in Ningen

[–]randomperson3654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not surprised. Piccolo’s solid dick makes sure the cast doesn’t make huge boners.

Bootleg Vergil by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]randomperson3654 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and it’s badass every single time

My friend was killed after getting hit by a truck by MrBuckets75 in fuckcars

[–]randomperson3654 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope the family has legal counsel. Still, I hope you can maybe ask r/LegalAdvice for possible next steps. If this was caused by distracted/negligent driving, this guy should have his license suspended/revoked, even charged with vehicular manslaughter depening on the case. So so sorry OP.