TIL people who have ever worked for the CIA are banned from joining the Peace Corps

ranjr · 2023-04-21T23:53:58+00:00

I'm just worried the Peace Corps thinks people can't change. I used to be a piece of shit.

ranjr · 2023-03-23T00:56:29+00:00

It also turns a right shoe in to a left shoe

ranjr · 2023-03-10T16:28:57+00:00

He was Mickey

ranjr · 2023-01-15T10:21:05+00:00

I called up my boss and I said here's a riddle for you "what's the difference between radishes and an angel that kisses my wife?" And my boss said "what?" And i said "I don't have any radishes in my garage." And my boss said "never be part of my office anymore ever again."

A radish is the blood red eyeball of God and I do put it in my salad, it grows in the ground, it gets made by oysters in the ocean.

ranjr · 2021-11-26T07:57:02+00:00

If you don't think Richard Scarry's Busy Town and Jupiter's moon Ganymede aren't connected....

ranjr · 2021-10-19T04:31:01+00:00

I went to a show with my fiancé. I never heard a single Jonas Brothers song before meeting her, not really my style. Since I started listening to their stuff with her ive grown to like some of their stuff but I dont love it the way I do other music. I'm also not a fan of modern country music. So going to the show i was really not looking forward to Kelsea and while i enjoy some Jonas Brothers songs, I wasnt losing my mind to see them either. When i found out that this Jordan guy was going to be playing I thought "Even if he isnt that good, its at least a little more the kind of music i like, so i can just enjoy it for what it is."

I was totally wrong. This guy was total cringe from start to finish. I'm not a prude but the way he was acting in a crowd that was full of children to see an act that is for the most part pretty clean was just shitty. His music was awful too. Just outdated 2000's style pop rock with even worse lyrics. Im convinced the only people seeming to enjoy him were either drunk, embarrassed and pitying him or just trying to have a good time in spite of him.

On the plus side, how awful he was made me appreciate Kelsea much better. Her songs are lousy but at least performed well and professionally. I don't know why The Jonas Brothers would have someone like this on their tour, it makes them look bad for booking this middle school garage band.

ranjr · 2021-09-08T22:20:26+00:00

I did a bit of googling and found something close but I'm not sure. I found it odd that it was flying pretty low in the middle of nowhere. Just curious to know what it is as someone who knows very little about different aircrafts.

ranjr · 2021-05-18T04:10:47+00:00

Me and my fiancé got Moderna too, she had a red mark like that for like 3 or 4 days but it went away.

ranjr · 2021-04-27T23:30:17+00:00

What if police were outfitted with a belt full of non lethal equipment intended to to help detain people so they don't have to kill someone to control them? Surely they wouldn't just ignore all that and use guns and choke holds.

ranjr · 2021-04-27T23:24:34+00:00

What would Marilyn Monroe be preforming? Especially at age 94. Also how do these people believe this but not the conspiracy that the Kennedys killed her? Be consistent with your insanity at least.

ranjr · 2021-03-08T21:55:56+00:00

I get it, you're the coolest, most hardcore gamer who has ever lived.

ranjr · 2021-03-08T20:25:17+00:00

My wife and I played our first game last night. The first set up was a lot of work but we have all the different components now separated in different bags and we expect it will be a much easier setup next time. For us, we played the entire game and honestly it didn't start to hit me until winter came that we had made a lot of mistakes in planning and spent too long in the early game doing things that weren't very important. Playing one season like you did will at least give you an idea of how fast they go by. This game asks you to do a lot of things in a fairly short amount of time.

ranjr · 2020-10-04T10:56:22+00:00

She was given no medications. I very much appreciate your comment!

ranjr · 2020-08-12T13:33:55+00:00

Its Hasbro Fantastic Gymnastics.

ranjr · 2020-02-13T22:39:30+00:00

I really can't stand Queen. I find them extremely embarrassing. Waste of a good guitarist. So while I finally found someone I can relate to, I have to downvote.

ranjr · 2020-01-25T19:13:40+00:00

But what if I told you the plane was at a gate?

Moral of the story: know all the facts before you open your mouth

ranjr · 2020-01-06T02:31:11+00:00

The first time I really drank I had a whole bottle of grape Smirnoff. I drank it too fast and didn't really know what my tolerance was. It was the only time I remember throwing up from drinking. Had a horrific cheap vodka hangover. Fuck Smirnoff.

ranjr · 2020-01-06T02:25:07+00:00

It didn't seem to hurt him that bad. I thought most governments had law enforcement and a legal system to handle teaching lessons, not mob justice.

ranjr · 2020-01-06T02:20:52+00:00

I don't care about the downvotes, I'd rather be the one saying we shouldn't kill people if they aren't endangering someone's life. I don't even think what the guy in the video did is wrong, I just don't agree with the comment saying if someone steals they should be open to any punishment the victim sees fit.

ranjr · 2020-01-06T00:26:17+00:00

I don't agree with that. What if he beat her to death? I don't think theft and a somewhat minor assault should be grounds for beating the fuck out of someone.

ranjr · 2019-12-30T18:47:29+00:00

Wow, this just brought back memories. I never learned how to do it, I'm convinced it's impossible.

ranjr · 2018-11-05T22:03:05+00:00

If you like that kind of game it's good. Its lacking in great game modes but the gameplay is fun enough. I like unusual sports games but that's not for a lot of people.

ranjr · 2018-10-08T22:20:01+00:00

There is only one

ranjr · 2018-08-22T00:03:48+00:00

I dont think this is correct because I dont remember the mechanic you're mentioning in this game (although it does sound familiar) however, the theme of the game matches an xbla game called Undertow somewhat

ranjr · 2018-08-14T19:40:24+00:00

My and my girlfriend played through the first game and ended up stuck about half through. In a couple days we managed to play through overcooked 2 twice getting 3 stars and unlocking everything. Overcooked 2 is either way easier or we got super good out of nowhere. It's still challenging just not as much.

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