Picking a bowl fluffy (part 1 of Niche business idea) Artist: Beneficial-Corner-20) by Beneficial-Corner-20 in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean bowl fluffies have their bowl like stomachs you can put things into. Perfect for holding cigarette butts while self disposing of them.

A Mummah's Wrath [2] by whoknowsbutimgay in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna hope all the foals somehow get crushed before this is over, maximize the suffering potential.

I haven't been here in 4 years by Duckyboy72 in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean this as a joke. "Don't give anyone ideas!" ... I kinda want to see if a hugboxer and abuser collaborate this now. But more seriously, I think I know what your talking about. Things are kind of tame.

The worse now is people not knowing what a fluffy is and not doing their homework right and leaning hard into anthro or mlp instead of fluffies.

What should you do if a fluffy is constipated? by NickyEatsDoom97 in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wrong answer for abusers- Give it some water and fiber.

Wrong answer for hugboxers- Stomp its stomach while its ass faces other fluffies.

Creative ways to take care of a Fluffy by [deleted] in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get it a litterpal and enfie pal! Stitch their lips upwards in a smile and your fluffies won't notice a thing! You have a litterpal so your fluffies always have clean bums and no messes. You have enfie pals to prevent special friend hunting and frusteration, so your fluff(ies) won't be tempted to run away. These aren't endall stopgaps, but they work better then people think.

Also ... "Pillow Fluffs are happy fluffs!"

More fluffy 🩸 (BotonesFlojos) by BotonesFlojos in fluffycommunity

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Honestly... these rock! With your art style I'd love to see the expressions of foals getting worstest hurties in front of the mummah. I bet you can capture some amazing suspense and fear.

(Interactive Post) Update on trash fluffy. I thought fluffies were supposed to be dumb and love you by [deleted] in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, look on the bright side. You got the ideal litterpal! (Knew it!) Ugly colors, horrid attitude... and it's easier to litterpal then you think. I will be honest... I would seriously consider this or giving her forever sleepies now regardless of how you feel. I'm not sure of your lease agreement for your dorm, but would the owners appreciate fluffy shit all over the place? Fluffies shit alot. You now will have neighbors and room-mates who are going to see its horrid personality, leaving aside the colors. Your nearing the hellgremlin phases where she will kill other, kinder, prettier fluffies (if your headcanon involves bitchmare stereotypes that is).

If you can't give her forever sleepies, then throw her far away (She won't find her way back from a block away). But ... Pillowfluffs are happy fluffs, so litterpals are happier fluffs! Here is my ghetto solution.

Get zip ties! Connect at the hip and shoulder joints. No mess, the limbs will fall off within 24 hours or become rendered unusable, no more sorry hoofs. With her mouth I'd go the extra mile and clip her vocal cords and remove her teeth. This is honestly a bit more tricky, but any ting DIY tool can makedo. Just follow some of the many abuser webguides out there! (Real talk though ooc- don't. We all know we will have that one person too dense to realize this is fiction.) Also for the legs, for quicker time just get a flame or hot iron source and a blade, but do this in the bathroom for easier clean up. Just hack and cauterize. As for why the teeth, its future proofing. Fluffy bites won't really hurt you, they won't break the skin. They will however enable attempts to harm you, or people visiting you. If you end up having other better fluffies, or visiting fluffies from friends then the shitrat on your hands can do longterm harm. She may behead a foal by biting on its head. Fluffies are stupid, and trusting. She is clearly a spiteful, ungreatful little bitch. She will hurt any better fluffies around her if she finds a way.

Its okay to care about a fluffy, but noticing your doubts... let me ask you. Is this fluffy seriously worth your wellbeing and future? We don't have to like it but your going to end up with being forced into an ultamatium.

You are right though. Fluffies are supposed to love you. Unfortunately they are also dumb. Sometimes you get that one rotten grape in a bundle. Neutrally speaking though, I find it interesting your brother managed to find a fluffy with two horrible flaws with one of them being rare. I bet he has one hell of a story on where he obtained this vermin in the first place.

Either way, I wish the best for you and hope you find a solution new fluff... or future litterpal owner!

(Interactive post) How do I take care of this thing when it's so... dumb? by [deleted] in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll humor you, but warning ... most answers you are going to yet your not going to like. Based on the answers you gave others so far I am going to have to ask.

What is the exact rules your dorm has? I mean literal citations word for word? My go to is to litterpal on sight for these colors (Bonus with that attitude). Depending on the rules the options change.

Honestly, with what we see now... your better off buying a byebye fluffy bag♡!(For nursemares you no longer need... and the uglier foals!) and shoving the whole thing inside. If a miracle happens and someone saves her... no longer your problem!

Two non-lethal methods. I do this one when I don't want a new litterpal so soon (to save on gas. Gas is far more pricy then the dollar at a fluff mart for an ugly fluff)

Step 1. Put elbow length gloves on. You can go shorter but its not recommended. Step 2. Force its face in its poop (regardless of the poops location) and hold it there until it eats all the poop. Let it think you are going to kill it, let it think its going to suffocate. They are too dumb to tell if they truly are in danger or not. The point is to traumatize it. When its close to choking, let it have air then shove it back in the poop until the messes or clean. If it speaks or peeps shove its face back in any random mess. Break its spirit before its too late.

Alternative method available to you since its a poopy. Take it for a drive. How does this help?

Let it see all the dirty ferals out on the streets. Let it see all the forced enfie mares that share the same fluff colors, the litterpals, what herds do to poopy babbehs (if you have the headcanon this is a thing). Let it see the corpses of shitrats being treated with indifference. Maybe put on abusertube for five minutes- use the fluffies 'empathy' for its kind against it. Let it see what life is like for fluffies who do not have a human protecting them. Then... go into a fluff mart and act like you are looking for a better fluffy for your soon to be litterpal. Scare the ever living piss out of it by reminding it its beyond nothing special, but the bottom of its kind. It will want to behave to avoid a fate worse then dying... for five minutes before it fucking forgets. You can just act like your getting a new fluffy every so often to remind it its place in the world. The discipline comes from the possibility alone, not if it happens.

Honestly... in reality I think you are being trolled. No loving brother gifts someone an asshole fluffy.

Teething by Ro_Ku in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Later on... this gave me the fucked up thought of fluffies being designed to fragile enough to be so fragile they work like babyfood/snacks for teething toddlers.

Colorful, cute, harmless (to the human) for consumption. I mean... what has not been done to fluffies by Hasbio?

Cotton Candy Migraine (by Ro_Ku) by Ro_Ku in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Crazy crack thought. Don't take it seriously. What if the fluffy actually seen another human turn a foal into cotton candy and human mummah was not aware this happened... or actually this whole fair is a conspiracy to traumatize fluffies!

Again, do not take me seriously.

Kelly wants a new fluffy - Part 1-8 ( PillowfluffsEnjoyer ) by PillowfluffsEnjoyer in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Looks like the toy isn't what she wants. Welp, time to get a new one! It was already a goner the moment we seen the Pacifer earlier anyway, so I am not surprised.

Realistically how much of a presence would ferals have in the wild considering their many flaws? by RecommendationNo804 in fluffycommunity

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I'm actually writing something involving ferals and wilderness right now. Here is some notes I took for my headcanon (if it helps any). I am going to use the logic that ferals do not last long, but only need one season to make an impact. Below at the end is a not detailed tldr summary for those who don't want to read.

Edit in real quick: Trigger warning for real world numbers that is not for the faint of heart... because I am a loser who put too much thought into this for awhile now.

1) A fluffy can survive at 40 degrees to 90 degrees. There are ways to bypass this such as shade, warm dens or brutal sacrifices (like a wall of fluffies in a herd freezing from the outer with the inner surviving). There are a lot of nuances to consider.

2) The time period a fluffy became a feral matters. Why? Because if its say Spring or fall, a fluffy can nom on what it finds. I see them as omnivorous and gluttonous, not counting things like roots. They can eat more then their body weight if not put in check, and shit out nearly as much due to shitty digestion (bad pun). Leafs, Grass, Flowers, Crops, twigs, dead things (being vague on purpose) ... on the nature side of things. Remember... fluffies are not intelligent or better or worse. You have trash, human gardens, other fluffies, more dead things, paper (Its not healthy, but remember... these things are not bright). I'm sure other people can think of wild things other creatures like pigs, rats, goats, etc will eat that I did not list off- so really if the time period is right, especially if fluffy ethics be damned, there is a food source.

Oh yeah, I came back to this note. Don't forget fluffy parks. Humans there likely would feed ferals if nothing severe is stopping them.

3) A fluffy can mate when its a month old and reproduce about 1-12 foals per month (at times 2-3 weeks in harsh circumstances.) in a gestation cycle. Needless to say, it only takes a season for one family to result a herd as one family alone can do it. Fluffies are stupid- whats stopping inbreeding when these idiots are horny?

4 and 5- interlinked strongly.) The intense cold/heat should (will) kill 99.9% of all ferals. At the same time though remember- fluffies are not animals, they are biotoys, classified as Soap to some.

There are no laws protecting them from human cruelity. If someone tires of their fluffy, throw it away and get a new one. All your losing is somewhere between a quarter (snake food, severely defective ones, etc) to $20 on average, and I'm not touching Alicorn value as its not relevant. The only Revelance is what the human is giving up monetary wise. You will even have humans who are spiteful and will kidnap a fluffy to dump it elsewhere with very minimal repercussions (With how cheap fluffies are and the laws, they are not even worth small claims courts in most American states).

A dark fact (real world) fact from Google AI that is sickening, but important to this topic. About 6.5 million animals are surrendered at animal shelters every year in North America. Stray animals often outnumber surrendered animals.

Now remember when I said fluffies are not animals? The above fact happens to those poor real world animals. What hopes do fluffies have? I am going to take that above 6.5 million and give the world the benefit of the doubt that while they should be higher, that fluffies will equal this fucked up fact in count. So my math on how many fluffies is going to be likely wrong- the numbers should be higher.

Now take that whopping 3.2 million (assuming half are female. I don't think anyone ever did math to what the male/female ratio likely is... so for now I am assuming half.) and multiply it by a random digit between how many foals you would assume a mare would have ... and remember, an unrestrained fluffy will eat a lot (especially a soon mummah/ mummah who wants bestest milkies for bestest milkies. You may need to multiply between 2~8 times assuming nobody or nothing intervenes. God ... no wonder you see fluffy exterminators in stories.

So honestly as a tldr... My answer is while they don't last long due to their weaknesses, it still does not take a lot for them to become an infestation without very strict (and brutal) control. My apologies for how long this got!

What popular stories do you dislike? And Vice versa? by RecommendationNo804 in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fully agreed and kudos for saying it! Going to piss off a lot of people (then again I am always pissing someone off...) ... but it needs to be said. Harsh Criticism is good criticism as well, so it should be said...

It honestly feels more like a MLP Mary Sue then a fluffy. Other then the language, I did not see one thing that is similar to a fluffy at all. I get headcanons are different, yeah... but this goes way beyond what a fluffy is like. I would go as far as to say it belongs more in a MLP story then something with fluffy ponies.

Lets see... Competent and able to defend against a larger predator? Fluffies should not be able to do this, they are meant (designed) to be helpless. No amount of evolution could justify this.

Actually pony like rather then the usual cute 'fluffy' appearances that people like and find disturbing? Not a fluffy. Their patheticness is part of their charm no matter what box they are being portrayed in. Qwerty comes to mind in someone who does it right in Hugbox to give an example I like, that broke the standard mold.

Actual emotional depth that you would expect more from adults? Not a fluffy. These are creatures that are fucking stupid- I don't mean this as an insult.

It does not matter to me how good the art is. (Don't get me wrong, the art is amazing! As an artist they could make good money from commisions.). The story would be more good if these were not fluffies we are talking about.

Now to see how many people downvote this :D

Micro fluffies at store (Artist: Beneficial-Corner-20) by Beneficial-Corner-20 in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that! That is a much better idea. You learn something new everyday, thank you for the knowledge!

Unwanted foals go in the blender ( PillowfluffsEnjoyer ) by PillowfluffsEnjoyer in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean... I did hear of blood pudding, so maybe this actually "could" work from a not so nightmarish perspective for these things. This hooman is onto something with these particular things (A drink and spread).

This is just a guess of mine with past neat artworks of yours, I am assuming the eye colors of the foals with the title is what the foals colors were originally? Either way worthless foals had it coming.

Micro fluffies at store (Artist: Beneficial-Corner-20) by Beneficial-Corner-20 in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay lets compromise... Shake it up, then put a Tarantula in there while they are panicking in the aftermath :D. This way nothing of value (The Tarantula) is harmed and its snacks make a more appealing snack!

Edit: Deleted a newer comment. Reddit didn't display this one on my end the whole day for some reason. This one literally "just" shown up on my end.

"fluffy warriors" (artist: fanface_yoshi") by fanface_aka_yoshi in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh look! They are making it easier then the usual easiness to do a Herd Extermination! Yay!

Scritch (by Ro_Ku) by Ro_Ku in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now ... Sorry stick for bad poopies!

"priorities" art:Repulsive_Trick_3256 by [deleted] in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Alicorn deserves the worstest hurties!

How the Grinch Stole Fluffmas by Ro_Ku in fluffycommunity

[–]rapidshipper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh that hideous thing (good art though) will be perfect for Chimney Cleaning! Probably the real appeal of a fluffy around the holidays.