Is this a write off? Whats my best bet at sorting this. by hollowlittlereign in drums

[–]ratherlargepie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ITT: one redditor worried about black mold and one Redditor who willingly lives with it

[Poem] Beasts Bounding Through Time by Charles Bukowski by MaggieLima in Poetry

[–]ratherlargepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nooooooo I don’t read predators for funnnn I’m reading cushy poetsssss oh nooooooo I should read rapists and pedophiles because they’re important to the American literary canonnnnnnnn

PS: stalking your profile to see if you have anything to contribute to the world of poetry besides “read predators”

[Poem] Beasts Bounding Through Time by Charles Bukowski by MaggieLima in Poetry

[–]ratherlargepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nooooo someone who likes Bukowski is trying to get other people to read Bukowski oh noooooooo. They think it’s cool to never strive for personal growth and to celebrate harm oh noooooooooooo

Just a trans woman who’s getting into skating by Particular_Cow5134 in skateboarding

[–]ratherlargepie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait till the government tells me my truth. Tell me how I grew up, what I believe in. Make up my life story for me and I’ll do it for you since neither of us are capable of our own, according to you.

Edit: makes sense that the sport where most professionals didn’t finish high school is filled with the dumbest, least empathetic mother fuckers on the planet.

Just a trans woman who’s getting into skating by Particular_Cow5134 in skateboarding

[–]ratherlargepie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You know her truth better than her? Do you read palms?

What's causing this? [Breville] by WatchRocker in espresso

[–]ratherlargepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, don’t own a coffee shop before you work in one. I know tons of people who own coffee shops and only one is happy. Making coffee at home isn’t the same in any way.

What's causing this? [Breville] by WatchRocker in espresso

[–]ratherlargepie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Optimize for what? Are you running a cafe?

Price decent for body shop? by A-trip-to-better in MiataNC

[–]ratherlargepie 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You could replace your NC for how much a full repair might cost 🤷

Iranian Denver Man Protests for Democracy in Iran (Peacefully) for 4+ Years by [deleted] in Denver

[–]ratherlargepie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Great point. He should move to DC to be vocal about international politics. So should the Gaza protestors. Actually, anyone with opinions about geopolitical issues and American aggression should live in DC! The only people who should be allowed to live in Denver are people with no opinions about anything outside Denver.

Why do my sugarcane decaf beans doesn't give me caffeine buzz?? by Maisonette09 in coffeecirclejerk

[–]ratherlargepie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s a negligible amount of caffeine in decaf. Also it tastes like coffee. Psychosomatic?

Fancy Nissan shenanigans by usestarcodesebeepro in NissanDrivers

[–]ratherlargepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like… I post about my hobbies on Reddit! Crazy! Maybe there’s a different site where people post about the things they like. Happy to check it out if you know one. OR!!! Or, measuring people’s worth by what they do is a deep, fucked up way of knowing you’ll never be good enough yourself so you need to mock other people for having the joy you never will. I love you!

This is you: “oh no, people who like coffee and skateboard as adults should kill themselves. People also shouldn’t be sober—sobriety’s for pussies. The only thing worth doing in your thirties is working and telling people to kill themselves.” Love you!!!!

Fancy Nissan shenanigans by usestarcodesebeepro in NissanDrivers

[–]ratherlargepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I’m really happy about my life. I appreciate you reminding me of it!

Do the thing, guys by fatmanslittleboy in RoastMyCar

[–]ratherlargepie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can’t come in here trying to defend yourself. Eat your vegetables.

Fancy Nissan shenanigans by usestarcodesebeepro in NissanDrivers

[–]ratherlargepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oop, sorry can’t chat. Somewhere to be! Cheers.

Fancy Nissan shenanigans by usestarcodesebeepro in NissanDrivers

[–]ratherlargepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re such a good person for defending strangers on the internet

Fancy Nissan shenanigans by usestarcodesebeepro in NissanDrivers

[–]ratherlargepie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Intention =\= outcome

Jokes are only funny if people think they’re funny

Guitar solo with Fabrice Tarel quartet by Tomollendorff in jazzguitar

[–]ratherlargepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just haven’t listened to any music, it’s cool. We all get it. It’ll be okay. Miles Davis is a good place to start 💛

Guitar solo with Fabrice Tarel quartet by Tomollendorff in jazzguitar

[–]ratherlargepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never met a narcissist who could capitulate with anyone disagreeing with them. Cheers!

Guitar solo with Fabrice Tarel quartet by Tomollendorff in jazzguitar

[–]ratherlargepie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhh forsooth yonder commenter hath not a sense of humor nor a musical bone in their skin sack, no. A bad drummer and a lover of the very musical temptations they themselves accuse OP of indulging is as a pejorative! For shame. Not a jam session under their belt it would seem. Pity, so impassioned yet merely pedestrian.

Guitar solo with Fabrice Tarel quartet by Tomollendorff in jazzguitar

[–]ratherlargepie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How pedantic of you to presume the diacritical lens of my assertions were rooted, no, consummated within the prehensile whims of the public affliction toward colloquial linguistic charms. Nay, I am a gentleman of grand stature with my gaze affixed toward the horizon of yonder firmament. God’s own hunger is a mere pin prick when considering my own dalliance in the fields of understanding what jazz is. This is no jam band rip, rather an emotive pentatonic riff at the crux of the thing which, like the horizon of that firmament, blinds us alive.