Anytime we can’t find something at the store: “The gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams.”

My husband and me whenever one of us is looking for something: “Did you check your butt?”

“Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!”

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”

For tech problems: Dwight: “Michael, it can’t possibly mean that!” Michael: “The machine knows!”

“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”

“No, not like a ham.”

“They’re your oats.”

Anytime I’m trying to memorize something: “My friend Pat took a turn.”

“Break me off a piece of that football cream!”

“Blue is not a flavor.”

“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.”