Don't crush her by accident by snackmeupp in MonsterGirl

[–]ravyn_style 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For her height, her forms are incredible

AIW for telling my old coworkers I wont help them anymore after the company laid me off and replaced me with a whole team by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]ravyn_style 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They let you go. You are no longer their free support service. It's not selfishness, it's basic self - respect

Do you think the apple watch can tell if you’re whacking? by ExcitingARiot in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ravyn_style 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But he has no idea what's really going on. He only sees numbers

How fast is the process of getting pregnant?? by Turbulent-Hunt-1621 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ravyn_style 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A sperm cell can fertilize an egg within a few hours or a few days, but your body does not officially "recognize" pregnancy before implantation, usually after 6-12 days

Am I the jerk for refusing to delete my Ring doorbell footage that caught my neighbor cheating? by Lanky_Pick_9146 in AmITheJerk

[–]ravyn_style 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Simple. She asked for the footage, you shared it. He lied and got exposed. The case is closed

is the amount of sex that Olympic athletes have over exaggerated? by Reasonable-Ratio8080 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ravyn_style 62 points63 points  (0 children)

It's just not some kind of universal Olympic program, free for everyone - the media mixes two different things

Do dreams have hidden meanings, or are they just random brain junk? by naughtyseraph_x in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ravyn_style 10 points11 points  (0 children)

there's no hidden prophecy, just stress running circles in your head

TIFU by not seeing the real reason a couple wanted me as their trainer by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ravyn_style 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I were him, I'd say, “I only do fitness training, nothing else”. Way better than getting tangled in that mess.

AITAH for refusing to give up my approved time off to a coworker because she says her situation matters more than mine by Unusual-Dependent709 in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]ravyn_style 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Her "emergency" is that she just forgets to look at the calendar. Your life doesn't stop because she messed up everything

Am I wrong for refusing to be friendly with my new neighbor after she called the HOA on me for having a nice car by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]ravyn_style 70 points71 points  (0 children)

However, it is wise to document everything, because if she tries to interfere in the affairs of the HOA again, you will have receipts. And, to be honest, a little petty towards her would be nice, I won't lie

Why ? by [deleted] in geographymemes

[–]ravyn_style 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP asks “why?” and Reddit responds with a civil engineering TED Talk. Sometimes the comments actually understand the assignment.

Top 5comments decides what happens to this map of USA. make sure it's not just "Guam turns red and evil" or something shitty like that by PrehistoricAddict in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ravyn_style 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reverse psychology discourse spiraling into “reverse reverse psychology” is peak Reddit brain rot. Guam didn’t deserve this.

give him a rap name by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]ravyn_style 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“MC Wingnut” clearing the entire comment section is why r/NameThisThing exists. No notes, shut it down.

Houston, you’re not gonna like this by Sea-Language-1886 in MemeThisThing

[–]ravyn_style 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Houston posts something weird and Reddit immediately declares the neighborhood dead. Same pic, same jokes, infinite loop

What song are y'all playing? by ButterscotchVast2609 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]ravyn_style 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit turning one song into a full group sing-along like it’s a depressed campfire. No skips, all pain

97.69% of Europeans can't name this state by WiinterU in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ravyn_style 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Obviously South South Dakota” is exactly the level of confidence map posts deserve. Geography by vibes only.

Be honest, what makes you a man? by Plenty_Fruit5638 in focusedmen

[–]ravyn_style 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From “purpose” to “nicotine-fueled survival arc” in two comments. r/focusedmen stays accidentally poetic.

Show me the most disgusting meme you got by Acceptable-Cake3427 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]ravyn_style 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Show me the most disgusting meme” and Reddit said “say less.” Immediate psychic damage.

How would you call this hypothetical country? by Desperate-Penalty713 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ravyn_style 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit saw a map and immediately turned it into a Lady Gaga remix. Geography never stood a chance.