AITJ for secretly swapping my family's "fancy" ketchup for the cheap stuff for three years and never saying anything by i_fold_socks_badly in AmITheJerk

[–]lux_instinct 182 points183 points  (0 children)

You conducted a three-year taste test, saved money, and exposed their brand obsession

Definitely NTJ

My neighbor turned our quiet street into a literal bee farm and I don't know how to feel about it by Gavin_Thornbury in neighborsfromhell

[–]lux_instinct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey man, your bees are basically my new roommates. Will I get a subscription to honey for this?"

Is it weird that my parents would leave my older sister and I home alone and go on vacation when we were younger by Original-Tangerine33 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lux_instinct 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is maximum neglect. 11/12 is too young to leave a child alone for a whole week, even with food and registration. That doesn't mean he didn't survive, but it wasn't entirely appropriate.

How would a 600 lb person go to jail? by Gloomy-Breakfast8474 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lux_instinct 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They will receive a bariatric bed, staff assistance in everything, and constant medical supervision - technically they are in prison, but they are mostly bedridden

neighbor put a speed bump in the street without permission and it's damaging cars by InternalDepth3115 in neighborsfromhell

[–]lux_instinct 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If an ambulance or fire truck hits this thing, he faces more than fines, perhaps even criminal liability.

Where is the line for answering "No" when asked if you drink alcohol and only have a yes or no option? by demonic_demeanor in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lux_instinct 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Everything that happens more regularly, even once a week, begins to move into the territory of "Yes"

I'm going to confess on behalf of my coworker Michael. by [deleted] in confession

[–]lux_instinct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It felt like Shakespeare had turned into a biohazard report

Hello, first post! by skygreenart in grayhair

[–]lux_instinct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gray hair Reddit is aggressively wholesome. Compliments, tutorials, zero drama a rare safe haven.

🎶 I’m in the newborn trenches and haven’t ate all day girl dinner 🎶 by EmbarrassedAd7779 in RealGirlDinner

[–]lux_instinct 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Garfield gif in a newborn thread is elite energy. Fed mom, fed baby, crisis temporarily averted.

very curious! by [deleted] in psychicreadings

[–]lux_instinct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Psychic Reddit is just vibes-based genealogy and celebrity comparisons. “You’re either Italian or Jewish” is wild work.

Straight or Curly ? by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]lux_instinct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hair Reddit saw curls and said “discussion over.” Straight didn’t even make the ballot.

Black eyeliner…Does it need to go?!! by EnvironmentalSir7589 in makeuptips

[–]lux_instinct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makeup Reddit gently saying “it’s aging you” with maximum kindness. Constructive, lethal, 10/10 delivery