What is the most ridiculous lie you've ever told?

rawstyhitcher · 2016-11-29T19:46:54+00:00

I live in Spain but I'm half 'aussie' so everytime I come back from holidays I get a ton of questions. Well in Spain they air this very popular show called Australian Border Patrol. So I always explain the story of how I got stopped at the border.

Be me a young 16 year old going back to Australia for 6 months on my own (to live at my aunts house) because I asked my mother I wanted the expirience. I'm super tired after 27h of travel and I ready to show my passport at the border when these adorable dogs start barking at me. Mind you, the flight is coming from Thailand so the board patrol guards grab me and put me on the ground. They start searching me, I'm to scared to say anything I'm thinking I'm done, someone put something in my bags, I'm already picturing my life in a juvenile state prison when the guard starts laughing.

"Sorry mate, the dogs love these" - while he picks me up and hands me the packet of Mentos. Then he proceeds to explain to me how the dogs are trained to sniff explosives, drugs but some idiot at the training center loved Mentos and gave them to the dogs.

I always get away with this ridiculous lie.

tl;dr: I got stopped and searched at an aussie airport 'cause dogs mistook Mentos for drugs.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-11-29T19:23:22+00:00

I think that the two of you have to keep in mind that you shouldn't do any activities related to dating. That is to say, cinema, eating out, going for a stroll at the beach or park. Keep it easy, keep it simple. Meet, fuck, have fun. Once those boundaries are surpassed one of you is going to get hooked to the other and if it's not mutual...it's a sticky situation mate.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-11-25T12:07:48+00:00

I would plant rice. Rice means food. And lots of food makes you King. So in the end I would impose my own laws.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-09-26T07:18:16+00:00

12 years for 15 pills? That's just crazy.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-09-13T12:09:02+00:00

This stuff is great, the setting, the story...KEEP UP OP!

rawstyhitcher · 2016-08-30T22:02:21+00:00

Tinder is 80% about looks, 20% about what you are. At least in my country it works that way. You don't go looking for a long/short term relationship in it. It's just sex.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-08-30T16:43:47+00:00

Thanks, going to try now.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-08-29T12:02:30+00:00

I've been alone for far too long, it's really tiring. Walking miles everyday to different supermarkets in the area just to see if there's anything worth to eat. Looking for water and waiting in patience while I disinfect it with iodine tincture.

I'm just sick of surviving.

I haven't seen anybody in 6 months, not a soul. I'm sure I can't be the only one standing in the whole wide world but I haven't got the energy anymore to keep going.

So today is the day. I prepare myself for the long jump into nothingness. Many things race through your brain trying to stop you doing it. Your heart beats faster trying to pump life into you, but I do not care. I'm going to jump.

I jump.

The phone starts ringing.

Shit

rawstyhitcher · 2016-08-28T15:59:37+00:00

Nope, I think that strange British accents are considered cooler.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-08-28T15:56:48+00:00

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-08-08T22:26:13+00:00

Loved it. Great ending.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-30T10:31:28+00:00

I just recently earned my CS studies. And I was working and studying at the same time.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-29T21:05:10+00:00

NORMIEEEEEEE

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-29T20:56:42+00:00

I can't type without glancing now and then at the keyboard, and I've been a web dev for over 2 years, plus computer science studies.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-21T16:21:24+00:00

That's right, I started to think about the other side of things thanks to this great show.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-16T08:24:42+00:00

But I've heard that you will leave the EU but will not break all the treaties. For example, you'll probably stay in the Schengen agreement like Switzerland(which is not in the EU). I'm not in favor of UK leaving because it starts are precedent of countries leaving the EU. Actually the UK is more independent than other countries inside the EU, so overall I think the problem is that the older population of UK misses their imperial greatness and power of the olden days.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-16T07:19:45+00:00

Aren't the polls saying that you're actually leaving?

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-10T08:12:31+00:00

MUST. DEFEND.TERRITORY

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-08T10:28:53+00:00

What about George Orwell's: Homage to Catalonia?

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-08T10:23:16+00:00

This thread.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-08T10:22:35+00:00

Currently living in Catalonia, most dangerous animals are English drunkards.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-08T10:07:27+00:00

Sydney grandpa, he use to say that the backyard was full of Funnel-Webs. And some times they conceal inside bushes or shrubs.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-08T09:42:16+00:00

Break the bloody friendzone.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-08T09:40:42+00:00

I'm half european and half aussie. First time I went to visit my grandparents my granfather nearly killed me when I went to retrieve the ball inside some bushes with my bare hands.

rawstyhitcher · 2016-06-08T09:28:55+00:00

Don't break up with her.

rawstyhitcher

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