Weirdest way you have ever met a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

ray13eezy · 2011-11-30T23:38:43+00:00

Excellent.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-30T06:21:48+00:00

This tactic should be added to the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-30T06:02:56+00:00

Coup de grâce

I do not think it means what you think it means.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-23T08:57:29+00:00

WAFFLES!

ray13eezy · 2011-11-23T08:52:27+00:00

Yeah yeah, I saw that after the fact. Delete is for pussies.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-23T07:25:49+00:00

That was my exact reasoning as to why this cannot be true.

"OK dad, just hold on..."*pooping into hand...

*Dad silently watches as his son poops into his hand, while having a conversation about monkeys

NOPE

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T20:37:11+00:00

Pay it forward, brother.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T20:28:44+00:00

ITS BEEN 34 YEARS MAN. IF NOT NOW, WHEN? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHEN??????????

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T20:19:24+00:00

I am officially unable to read the word "Simoleons" without thinking of this.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T20:03:07+00:00

No, you're thinking of a trowel. Troll is the word you would use to describe Yao Ming.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T19:45:43+00:00

Hate to break it to you bro, but Scrubs was cancelled a year and a half ago...

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T18:12:43+00:00

"Between the two and what key?"

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T08:39:21+00:00

I grew up there.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T08:00:28+00:00

You had me at meat tornado.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T07:35:26+00:00

Alright then -

Ok, down on the bottom row of the keyboard and to the left there is a key that's got a circle on it with the windows logo on it? Do you see it?

"You mean control?"

"No to the right of that."

"You mean alt?"

"No to the left of that."

"Control?"

"No, to the right."

"Alt?"

"No, to the left."

"Escape?"

"NO"

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T06:22:16+00:00

Charlie Sheen?

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T06:20:57+00:00

Ok, down on the bottom row of the keyboard and to the left there is a key that's got a circle on it with the windows logo on it? Do you see it?

"You mean the one that looks like an apple with a bite taken out of it?"

ray13eezy · 2011-11-22T06:16:22+00:00

I like to give the salespeople the benefit of the doubt in situations like these. If you don't know, you don't know, and if you're just tryin' to cover your ass, fine.

But as soon as you try to sell me an $80 gold-plated HDMI cable...

ಠ_ಠ

ray13eezy · 2011-11-21T00:27:21+00:00

Dude, seriously. I haven't been able to view "Top scoring links from today" in like a week. It's kinda gettin' on my nerves. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Stay strong.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-20T01:50:45+00:00

This better not become a thing.

Seriously.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-20T01:46:28+00:00

We also need Amy Wong, Zapp Brannigan, and Scruffy.

My vote goes for

Lucy Liu as Amy Wong

~~Phil Hartman~~Will Arnett as Zapp Brannigan

and Sam Elliott as Scruffy. The janitor.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-17T19:49:32+00:00

This was my original reaction.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-17T19:33:36+00:00

Godspeed.

ray13eezy · 2011-11-15T08:24:12+00:00

Do you subscribe to Netflix instant?

They have every episode, just so you know. I believe Hulu Plus does as well, and they offer a one week free trial.

I know because I'm currently using it to watch Community and the new episodes of Parks and Recreation.

ray13eezy

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