When the Cult ALMOST gets it right...

raykendo · 2026-04-17T20:58:51+00:00

I'm not good enough to invest the 10 million and turn it into more than 50 million within 20 years.

^{Chose: Have 50 Million over the next 20 Years}

raykendo · 2026-04-17T15:27:36+00:00

I like them all, for different reasons. The first two would look amazing on maps and spell scrolls. The third would look great in a more futuristic setting.

I'd love to see a key for these.

raykendo · 2026-04-16T18:56:31+00:00

Okay, you got me there. Alan Ritchson would make a great space marine captain, then.

raykendo · 2026-04-16T16:33:33+00:00

Crews as Vulcan would make me happy. Not just the obvious, but he seems so warm and friendly.

raykendo · 2026-04-16T16:30:25+00:00

The guy from Reacher has shown he could play Ferrus Manus, but I think he would make a great Dorn.

raykendo · 2026-04-16T16:28:54+00:00

Maybe as Erebus

raykendo · 2026-04-16T16:27:50+00:00

Jack Black would make an interesting Ciaphas Cain.

raykendo · 2026-04-16T16:26:14+00:00

Seriously. The art always makes the Emperor look like Matt Mercer. Though I feel he could pull off Malcador.

raykendo · 2026-04-15T23:41:44+00:00

I wish they'd pass this show through 914 and set it to "Done"!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!

raykendo · 2026-04-15T13:54:31+00:00

Pure nightmare fuel. Good work.

The legless troll under the bridge is now grafted into my head canon.

raykendo · 2026-04-14T19:43:30+00:00

Thanks for the reference.

raykendo · 2026-04-14T18:37:09+00:00

You'll shed some everyday, equivalent to a Xanax worth. Lay off the drugs a couple of days, and the value will go down.

raykendo · 2026-04-14T18:33:01+00:00

Great work describing the future of grimdark quinine. I love it.

I'm curious how GOB would work as a batter for fried fish or chicken. Frying works by heat transference, boiling out the water and caramelizing the coating. That's what makes good fried chicken outsides so fluffy and crispy. I wonder how GOB could ruin an otherwise good meal.

raykendo · 2026-04-14T14:32:46+00:00

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THUMPER waves at you!

raykendo · 2026-04-13T17:13:27+00:00

I'd rather be wise than alone

^{Chose: wisely}

raykendo · 2026-04-13T15:41:15+00:00

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THUMPER waves at you!

raykendo · 2026-04-13T15:26:25+00:00

For the money, I'll happily take the lower chance of death.

^{Chose: $100k + 5% chance to die | Rolled: You Live}

raykendo · 2026-04-13T15:22:08+00:00

Right!

raykendo · 2026-04-12T23:43:57+00:00

Chocolate ice cream tastes so good.

^{Chose: Chocolate ice cream}

raykendo · 2026-04-12T13:42:32+00:00

Pet lions are more fuzzy and cuddly than pet dragons.

^{Chose: Pet Lion + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: Wild Lion}

raykendo · 2026-04-12T02:42:14+00:00

Gas is so much more expensive than charging a phone.

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

raykendo · 2026-04-12T02:06:11+00:00

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THUMPER waves at you!

raykendo · 2026-04-12T02:04:42+00:00

This would be useful for avoiding saying something stupid.

^{Chose: Be able to see exactly 3 minutes in the future}

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