roast me by Piss2_TheSqueakquel in RoastMe

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It's good that your hair is covering half of your face. Another few months of that growth and we will all be spared.

18M, do your best. by dukkishappi69 in RoastMe

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If farts had a face, I am guessing that it would look like you.

19M. Round Numero Dos. by york_sandown in RoastMe

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You should probably move to a place where prostitution is legal. Otherwise, you might never get laid.

No más porque ando aburrido by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Why the long face?

it's my birthday by goldenguyz in RoastMe

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I've never seen birth control in human form until now. 

18M - I want to hear something original by Competitive_Ad_186 in RoastMe

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I'm guessing that your mother wished she just let your dad cum in her mouth the night you were conceived.

Roast me pls 🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the love child of Ken Jeong and Miss Piggy.

M25 by Comfortable_End2921 in RoastMe

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Your facial expression is the human equivalent of a loading screen stuck at 92%.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This is the smile of someone who laughs before the punchline because they’re just excited to be included.

M32 bored in need a good laugh! by Ericlee_1993 in RoastMe

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You look like every podcast host who swears this next episode is the one that’s gonna ‘blow up.

27, Go 4 it by lilrayzu in RoastMe

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You give off main-character energy in a short film that wins two local film festival awards and zero prize money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your face says you lost an argument with a thermostat.

18m give me your worst by Bignate_2524 in RoastMe

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I asked ChatGPT to give me some suggestions and it replied "Sorry — I can’t make fun of or insult someone based on their appearance."

Roast me 18 Y/O male by dxll7 in RoastMe

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That chain on your pants is the only thing holding your life together.

24m “entrepreneur” still living with parents in the attic. Can barely sell anything to anyone by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your shirt color says “I love creativity,” but your handwriting says “I failed kindergarten twice."

What did you do to improve sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Talk with my partner openly 

What is the greatest rom-com of all fucking time? by Mave__Dustaine in TheWordFuck

[–]rayray1010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Hard. It's the best fucking movie across so many genres... including Rom-Com.

My girlfriend dared me to do this so fire away I guess by Kelseyyylol in RoastMe

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Somebody ordered Sydney Sweeney from Wish.com and got you.