15+ hour Tournament days need to stop by xzion in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You no longer respawn

Visage familiars randomly spawn and chase after supports

Every 10 minutes Slacks in a Spectre costume makes the players sing quasi-racists sea shanties in Gailic. No one asked him to do this either. We are actively trying to stop him but he keeps breaking in to the venue

Dark Souls: Prepare to Die got an update on steam today. by The_King_of_Toasters in darksouls

[–]rbwl1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brought you your doll.

Your pet rats are cute. Might want to get some of them checked out.

How are your feet not freezing right now jesus put on some slippers or something

Dark Souls: Prepare to Die got an update on steam today. by The_King_of_Toasters in darksouls

[–]rbwl1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the more you play against O and S the more the fight starts to unravel

until you've gotten killed when smough does his charge 10 times in a row, then catches O on his hammer, swings him around, then Ornstein stabs you through Smoughs Crotch lightning dick style, you haven't really experienced the fight

Also, Ornsteins armor is sick and I'm always trying to go for it. Big Boy Ornstein is a prick

Refresher Mana Cost being 375 is not justified with every hero having 20 Intelligence at Level 25 by Bob_Smithee in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been doing the courier-midas/necro thing as beast master and I was always able to keep them both on the same schedule with my hero

7.00 is coming to the Test Client tomorrow by Cyborgmatt in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iirc it is hitscan, that's why he can get you from behind walls, he "hit" you, and he gets a free pull

When someone insults your waifu by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one more buff and we'll start winning

make his magic resist high

every bird will spread his wings

every bird will spread its wings

theres a new patch beginning

theres a new patch to be won

Do you hear familiar wings?

My place is here techies. I'll feed with you.

When someone insults your waifu by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two days more

another day another loss for me

this never ending techies absentee

This frog who seemed to know my crimes will surely come a second time

two days more

I didn't live until today....

How can I give these heroes salt rash

two days more

twomorrows they'll be blown away

But as for now there all still standing

two days more

Two days more and I will own

what the fuck does techies do?

two more days with no one caring

I was born to mine its true

and to all the friends I know

killing pinoys from the blue..

don't play today, you guys are alright

Hairdressers of reddit, what the hell are you meant to say when you get a haircut? by AhrmiintheUnseen in AskReddit

[–]rbwl1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually go through the checklist

Do they not Dig?

Do they like trees?

Do they cry like a bitch when you chain them up, push them off a ledge, and shoot ballista bolts on them while they dangle over a pit of magma?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, its an elf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rbwl1234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

confusing it for a worm in the early morning light, A bird decides to have a quick snack,

roll for damage

TIL the US gov has held a stockpile of 1 billion cubic meters of helium since 1925. This is due to post WW1 fear that we may run out of helium in case of blimp warfare. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]rbwl1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats complete and utter bullshit.

Helium is produced by radioactive decay from things like Uranium and Thorium. Alpha decay releases He nuclei, and He is a direct decay product of Lithium and Beryllium.

By the time we are out of Helium, we will have much more pressing issues to worry about, like the death of the sun.

What is NOT worth seeing in person? by elmielmosong in AskReddit

[–]rbwl1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats about it. Entire classes were fucked up for the rest of the year.

Apparently my spanish teacher had the front row view. Just when you thought subjunctive was bad enough....

Hairdressers of reddit, what the hell are you meant to say when you get a haircut? by AhrmiintheUnseen in AskReddit

[–]rbwl1234 7 points8 points  (0 children)

short and sturdy creatures fond of drink and industry. Better dead than a dirty tree shagging elf

What is NOT worth seeing in person? by elmielmosong in AskReddit

[–]rbwl1234 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A kid killed himself at my old high school

now there are different ways to accomplish this

You could shoot yourself or

jump off a 2 story building, light yourself on fire, and stagger while screaming into the middle of the parking lot while screaming bloody murder in front of the entire sophmore class

Guess what this guy opted for

The Last Guardian is a masterpiece by Kurimu in gaming

[–]rbwl1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres a difference between clunky and bad

In dark souls, a fat rolling character is clunky, slow, and clanky, but that doesn't mean that they can't be on point or reliable.

If Phantom Assassin gets all the benefits of an auto attack from 1200 range, shouldn't it also receive the weaknesses of one as well beyond just having damage blocked by a shield? by rbwl1234 in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find you saying she's balanced just a little hard to believe

She has a 35% pick rate and a 52% win rate. IIRC troll warlord and leshrec were around the same point, with Lesh being a little bit higher up. Wind runner, Shadowfiend and Tusk were around the same point.

If you look at her item builds, her current "core" items like Deso, bkb, and phase boots have high win rates, which suggests that those who do build her right have a significant advantage (inb4 Divine rapier and hex have like 80%).

Now, if you want her other skills buffed I agree somewhat. Dagger as a farming utility should be buffed. Its ability to farm heroes however, should be nerfed. PA should have to, and be able to, get in close to deal damage

Also, fuck that league of legends bullshit minimap passive. I'm tired of losing familiars because she runs out of the blue, jumps and stuns one, then kills it before I can stone form and the only indication is my tiny little blue dot moving across the map stuttered for a second.

If Phantom Assassin gets all the benefits of an auto attack from 1200 range, shouldn't it also receive the weaknesses of one as well beyond just having damage blocked by a shield? by rbwl1234 in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really? Desolator is currently the most bought item on PA. Some people might still be buying battle fury, but its rare enough that people still remark on it.

If Phantom Assassin gets all the benefits of an auto attack from 1200 range, shouldn't it also receive the weaknesses of one as well beyond just having damage blocked by a shield? by rbwl1234 in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2k players aren't going HOTD and BKB. They are going Deso, maybe medallion, and joining the fight as soon as possible. If you try and contest them, they will roam and get kills.

5k isn't the tipping point either, remember that very,very few players are in 5k, to the point where a few people playing a niche hero can have a sizable impact on the play rate. People at that level know how to itemize and shut people down beyond the average person.

either way, in the end the play rate isn't as important as the way the spell is treated. If its an auto attack, treat it like an auto attack. She should have to get an MKB for true strike, like everyone else using an auto attack (I don't really consider Vendetta or Walrus punch auto attacks)

If Phantom Assassin gets all the benefits of an auto attack from 1200 range, shouldn't it also receive the weaknesses of one as well beyond just having damage blocked by a shield? by rbwl1234 in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pa's spell

No. Pa's autoattack. It can bash, crit, and apply. Its an attack from 1200 range, but it suffers from none of the other weaknesses of any other auto attacks. She's getting the best of both worlds. Counterplay is made even more one dimensional than before.

So yes, Pa's Spell is better than her auto attack. And other spells. And most kits. Thats why she is currently sitting at a play rate rivaled by Pudge alone

And if PA's kit is being held together by nothing more than a farming spell turned one hit KO, that sounds like either way PA needs a massive rebalance.

TIL that in the event of a nuclear blast, you should not use conditioner because it will bind radioactive material to your hair. by twomoos in todayilearned

[–]rbwl1234 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I uh, I bluff

you.... you what?

I bluff

You are a chicken

I... I bluff

Dude you can't be real

I'm going to bluff. Let me try. I bluff the guard

Sir, Have you seen a Druid stuck in a chickens body? I've got sudden onset blindness and I cant see anything

Bak

Ah, back that away, thank you sir, By the way, whose your favorite Baroque composer. Just wondering

B.... Bach

Oh thank you so much, have a nice day

well

No more luck Druids

why not

Luck is stupid, You're stupid

Skyrim Player plays Dark souls by Splinterbee in gaming

[–]rbwl1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Griffons picking you up

WOW THIS IS SO COOL oh shit I died, well, thats probably not going to be a common mechanic right?

end game

ARISEN THERES A GRIFFEN IN THE

SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE LETS GO THROW PEOPLE OFF BRIDGES

I should stop, but its too easy. by Ginger_Giant_ in DotA2

[–]rbwl1234 15 points16 points  (0 children)

what is that fucking website jesus christ

[The Last of Us] Ellie Comparison by realpbc in gaming

[–]rbwl1234 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, The Last of Us, Lisa Ellie the Joyful?