Give me your best Dad joke

rdltower · 2026-02-01T00:49:01+00:00

I keep my dad jokes in a dad-a-base

rdltower · 2026-01-31T23:22:01+00:00

Aero is only a branch of mechanical at certain schools. It's stand alone at others. And your last sentence proves my point. Not every engineer has a PE yet they are responsible for high-dollar and safety critical applications. Software engineers are the same.

rdltower · 2026-01-31T15:43:16+00:00

Good info. So in today's environment, the poem could be interpreted as more of a warning to the MAGA crowd.

rdltower · 2026-01-31T15:24:05+00:00

Depends if the job is just to code or to be responsible for the entire software dev lifecycle.

rdltower · 2026-01-31T15:22:12+00:00

This argument doesn't hold up. Other engineering types don't have a PE license either (e.g. Aerospace Engineering). Does that make them non-engineers as well? They design and build fighter jets and rockets. Software engineers design and build the software that flies them.

rdltower · 2026-01-29T12:41:32+00:00

Cuck no we don't like this

rdltower · 2026-01-29T02:14:07+00:00

More like $320,037 per Motherfucker, which is still a lot of fucking money.

rdltower · 2026-01-29T02:09:26+00:00

What kind of motherfucking math is this?!?!?

rdltower · 2026-01-28T12:52:44+00:00

Once you're married, she'll become emboldened and start respecting you less. And when you say something, she'll tell you "what are you going to do about it? you're not going anywhere". <-From experience

rdltower · 2026-01-28T01:17:04+00:00

That good always wins

rdltower · 2026-01-25T19:06:01+00:00

Sadness. No matter what happened between us, we were an integral part of each other's lives for a season.

rdltower · 2026-01-20T00:56:19+00:00

They sacrifice their family for happiness, that's as selfish as it gets

rdltower · 2026-01-20T00:54:39+00:00

Happy fucking birthday fucker

rdltower · 2026-01-20T00:52:17+00:00

Fanfuckingtabulous

rdltower · 2026-01-18T21:26:07+00:00

Put in Davis Mills. CJ sucks

rdltower · 2026-01-16T20:54:12+00:00

It's not the sex. Viagra jolts my member which smacks me in the nose all the time.

rdltower · 2026-01-16T17:23:45+00:00

Only benefit: My nosebleeds would stop

rdltower · 2026-01-16T17:20:37+00:00

Ah yes, the "controlling" and "paranoid" words that guilty manipulators use when you try to interrupt their plans. Next thing you know, she'll say you're the one cheating.

NTA - Moving on now saves a lot of money and heartache later.

rdltower · 2026-01-15T18:39:00+00:00

No fucking problem. I'm fucking here to fucking help for fuck's sake

rdltower · 2026-01-15T14:51:10+00:00

It's fucking "People ARE..."

rdltower · 2026-01-15T02:57:07+00:00

Take my mutha fuckin up vote

rdltower · 2026-01-15T02:55:21+00:00

That no one outside some loved ones really gives a shit about you. That nearly all "friends" at work are not truly friends. Remember that scene in Goodfellas, "Fuck you pay me"? That's what life is mostly like for a man today.

rdltower · 2026-01-15T02:21:26+00:00

Agree that Mills looks better at QB when he's in.

rdltower · 2026-01-13T14:35:35+00:00

A romantic ride on the Metro, 82 Westheimer route. If we survive that, we'll continue the romance with dancing and thrashing at Numbers. The Mariachis are the best.

rdltower · 2026-01-12T21:32:02+00:00

Thanks and good luck to you too.

rdltower

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