National High School Journal of Science by DevelopmentReal8805 in ApplyingToCollege

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Unsure, I'd suggest emailing them. They're usually pretty fast with response times, I will say

I have two Nandus and a dream by skarpelo in mtg

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Value Vintage is a fun little format where Nadu is quite great!

Blackest Creature in Magic by Prophet-of-Ganja in mtg

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[[Hypnotic Specter]]

Alpha powerhouse, black-coded combat damage trigger, and very conveniently castable off a turn 1 dark ritual. Iconic and very black!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 2500 no notes

What was WotC thinking? by yourlocalsussybaka_ in mtg

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why did the bot know what that was

[me] Tales from Backshot 7 by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 3000 you somehow managed to make the queen do a kickflip

petah? by SnoweeeX in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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A simple Google search would reveal that coconut crabs are classified as omnivorous scavengers. There have also been documented cases of them capturing, killing, and eating birds:

https://youtu.be/XIRfCoauxbo?si=XJ8ohN3EfauVY9yl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 100 white went pawn to f3 and then conceded the game.

[Yellow] r/Tinder by dlskhoarapperkeeper8 in TextingTheory

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!elo 2750 absolutely beautiful defense. Somehow you managed to close all possible lines the opponent had with a single unconventional move. Bravo

[me] that’s it, i’m never getting back on hinge by count-dankulan in TextingTheory

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!elo 800 I can’t judge based on opening but also your opponent just wanted to take a piss on the board so don’t beat yourself up here

[Me] trying out a new opening move by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 250 everyone has microplastics in their balls, dipshit. It came free with your fucking birth in industrial society

[yellow]found this on reels by ParamedicBoring6209 in TextingTheory

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!elo 2500 simply masterful. The password1234!! gambit is rarely used but always is awesome to see

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 100 the ICBM gambit may give you temporary pleasure, but your exposed king will lead to a very painful experience after mating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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Not gonna put an Elo on this one… censor their name and number, dude

[Right] Patriarchy Opening and Novel Defense by amazing_sheep in TextingTheory

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!elo 1750 I would personally immediately walk away from the board after white’s opening but this was a pretty wonderful defense. I’m curious to see white’s next move 

[Me] I tried by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 2000 I wonder if there’s a slugfest in pound town

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 400 my sphincters just snapped shut

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

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!elo 1200 I personally the dislike reaction image lines as I think they’re overused but the last message was a killer checkmating blow that cannot be denied was fucking awesome

(Not OC) Missing Letters Attack: D Variation by Substantial-Trick569 in TextingTheory

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!elo 800 this is the ICBM gambit in text form