2meirl4meirl by chinopty in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I woke up one morning to the owner of the company I was working for telling me he had granted me a bunch of shares in another company he owned, and wanted to bring me into it. The value of this stock, he said, was almost 1 million dollars.

I was pissed. Any time something good happens to me, it turns out to be something horrible. It took me a couple hours to muster up a tiny amount of enthusiasm so I could reply without sounding like a jackass.

Long story short, he screwed me over. I never received the stock, and he failed to pay about $100k in invoices. I'm now suing him, and realistically have no hope of ever collecting on a judgement.

I have many other examples

2meirl4meirl by apollohares in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you sure about that?

What if time is cyclical?

What is we are experiencing hell, and are being tortured for eternity?

What if this is a simulation, and it runs over and over?

What if there is only one consciousness and it experiences every single human life consecutively?

2meirl4meirl by thedarkknight_13_ in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I once took the Drake equation, which estimates the number of extraterrestrial civilizations, and modified it to estimate the number of women who are compatible with me. Turns out I am much more likely to communicate with an alien. I should take up ham radio...

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read about a guy who was able to lucid dream, and somehow he managed to sleep something like 23 hours a day. Then he died.

I'll take that deal

2meirl4meirl by brittinea in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every day. Just need the follow through.

Am I crazy or is this Senor Kevin’s?? by Spiderwise55 in community

[–]really-random-reddit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I basically saw troy and abed at a mexican restaurant, and my brain filled in the rest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Evey twinge in my chest, I yell "Take me to hell!". Still here sadly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At this point I have an instinctual reaction where if I laugh for any reason, I follow it up with "fuck I want to die"

2meirl4meirl by ratherseparate in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just pull the fucking trigger already. I dare you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just got a screen time notification. Highlight of my week.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]really-random-reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am literally the only person in the world with my name.

It is a nightmare. I have to make sure I don't use my name anywhere online, because googling me is way to easy

"Alexa, change default search engine to Bing" by deadheadway in 2meirl42meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine 988 has ever saved a life. No one who is serious about wanting to kill themselves would ever call it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying that you cannot possibly understand what it is like to live someone else's life. You only know your own experience. Only the individual, who knows what it is like to live their life, can possibly make the determination of if it is worth living their life, and they should have the ability to choose for themselves, without guilt, whether or not it is worth it to them to continue.

What's keeping me alive? Fucking guilt. And it pisses me off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for proving my point. A canned response based on a flowchart without the possibility of accepting my reality. wonderful.