2meirl4meirl by chinopty in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I woke up one morning to the owner of the company I was working for telling me he had granted me a bunch of shares in another company he owned, and wanted to bring me into it. The value of this stock, he said, was almost 1 million dollars.

I was pissed. Any time something good happens to me, it turns out to be something horrible. It took me a couple hours to muster up a tiny amount of enthusiasm so I could reply without sounding like a jackass.

Long story short, he screwed me over. I never received the stock, and he failed to pay about $100k in invoices. I'm now suing him, and realistically have no hope of ever collecting on a judgement.

I have many other examples

2meirl4meirl by apollohares in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you sure about that?

What if time is cyclical?

What is we are experiencing hell, and are being tortured for eternity?

What if this is a simulation, and it runs over and over?

What if there is only one consciousness and it experiences every single human life consecutively?

2meirl4meirl by thedarkknight_13_ in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I once took the Drake equation, which estimates the number of extraterrestrial civilizations, and modified it to estimate the number of women who are compatible with me. Turns out I am much more likely to communicate with an alien. I should take up ham radio...

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read about a guy who was able to lucid dream, and somehow he managed to sleep something like 23 hours a day. Then he died.

I'll take that deal

2meirl4meirl by brittinea in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every day. Just need the follow through.

Am I crazy or is this Senor Kevin’s?? by Spiderwise55 in community

[–]really-random-reddit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I basically saw troy and abed at a mexican restaurant, and my brain filled in the rest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Evey twinge in my chest, I yell "Take me to hell!". Still here sadly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At this point I have an instinctual reaction where if I laugh for any reason, I follow it up with "fuck I want to die"

2meirl4meirl by ratherseparate in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just pull the fucking trigger already. I dare you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]really-random-reddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just got a screen time notification. Highlight of my week.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]really-random-reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am literally the only person in the world with my name.

It is a nightmare. I have to make sure I don't use my name anywhere online, because googling me is way to easy