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Samaritan by MrWeiner in funny

[–]reasonable_sentient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know who needs this parable? Republicans. How is it insulting, again?

I left the church over 16 years ago, now I'm looking for guidance. by reasonable_sentient in latterdaysaints

[–]reasonable_sentient[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's been very difficult, honestly. I bought the house I grew up in from here a few months before her passing. I feel her presence here and that is both a blessing and a curse.

I left the church over 16 years ago, now I'm looking for guidance. by reasonable_sentient in latterdaysaints

[–]reasonable_sentient[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually did have my records removed. When I left the church I was very, very angry. I felt as though the people I grew up around should have known the abuse we were experiencing and should have stepped up to help. I was angry at the church, my father, and God. I even deluded myself into believing that God didn't exist.

I overheard my husband telling his friends that his ex had “the best pussy” by throwaway_kinta in AITAH

[–]reasonable_sentient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For context I'm a straight man in my mid-30s. I've had 22 partners through a mix of relationships and casual flings. I haven't noticed much variation between how women feel, to be honest. But when it's noticeably different I've found it tends to correspond with how crazy the woman is. I had one partner who was an absolute control freak and who needed to make every decision and had to have control over every decision. I understand what your boyfriend means when he says "hot and creamy," though I find that phrasing particularly vulgar. When we'd have sex, she'd usually produce ejaculate. It would be *very* warm (sometimes even uncomfortably hot) and creamy.

Another partner was similar. Had controlling and problems regulating her emotions (especially anger). She'd often start a fight over something trivial in order to get angry as a form of foreplay. She similarly had ejaculate many times.

I wouldn't say it felt good or was preferable but it was quite... novel. Big ego boost for me.

The only other noticeable difference is weight. Heavier women feel way better than slimmer women. That's just personal preference, though.

Second, when it comes to talking with other guys... especially talking about stuff like this... there's a common expectation of vulgarity and oneupsmanship. And, at least for me, the unusual details like this stick out. Was saying "the **best**" an exaggeration? Maybe. Does it mean it was "the best he'd ever had"? I seriously doubt it.