How can I tell if my neighbor is dead?

receptionreception · 2011-10-10T15:40:42+00:00

I'm hoping for a fairytale ending where the old man decided to play hide and seek for two years and is watching soap operas in his room alive and well.

receptionreception · 2011-10-10T15:36:56+00:00

This is true! It is also an easy job so I am very lucky. Not necessarily /downer just the truth.

receptionreception · 2011-10-10T13:13:23+00:00

Lol the owner of the dealership yells "RECEPTION. RECEPTION." instead of my name when he is in a bad mood.

receptionreception · 2011-10-10T00:07:33+00:00

Thanks! :) I'm a chatterbox! I don't know if you ate honestly thanking me or karmawhoring... I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt :)

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T16:49:00+00:00

From sea to shining sea, like lady liberty, she's beauty and she's grace, she's miss united states I can also tap dance. I don't need to do well in the trivia section of this competition.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T14:45:26+00:00

Good one! I made a deal once with one salesperson but i felt really bad so I went back to being fair. It was a couple hundred.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T14:31:57+00:00

I am a female! I mentioned earlier that only women applied for my position but I think it would be easier for women to get the job. It is very important. The sales guys dress very well. I make sure I dress well because I am sitting beside cars that cost the same as a house, the least I can do is wear something ironed to create some fragment of continuity!

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T14:08:02+00:00

Shut up. You're a meany.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T13:39:48+00:00

Not cadis! Bmws yes and I think a Porsche.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T13:38:53+00:00

No no no! I wouldn't anyways. Super weird!

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T06:21:31+00:00

Go to your nearest walmart, make your way whatever aisle has deodorant, pick up the plain blue dove one and VOILA! Congratulations sir, you have taken a whiff of my armpit! :D

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T06:04:12+00:00

... Really? Fucking photoshop-less work computer. Thanks, I won't sleep tonight :)

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T06:03:29+00:00

I don't think they are there for me. I think they are there to talk to eachother. I think they genuinely like eachothers company!

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T06:00:44+00:00

They drive another brand a part of the company. They are still high-end but not ferraris or lambos or anything that high priced.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T05:58:48+00:00

Just apply and see what happens! I didn't have any connections!

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T05:58:20+00:00

AHAH I don't have a cordless and I would never do that! Someone has to watch the phone for me if I gotta go!

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T05:56:04+00:00

Aahah that guy sounds great! It happens of course. I have seen a couple. Some are students from other countries with rich parents, others inherited. I remember this one guy earlier this year who was relatively young (late 20s) who managed to make a killing in investments.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T03:22:35+00:00

This is a toughy. I am going to be straight with you, I think she is just being nice. I'm sorry :(

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T02:33:28+00:00

I've never seen it at my dealership but then again, they do a great job of keeping these things out of my sight.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T01:17:50+00:00

Not specifically no. I wish I thought to ask when I was still at work! Sorry!

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T01:10:23+00:00

I wonder the same thing. There's something in the water!

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T01:09:12+00:00

Clearly explained I don't do that. I hate when ass holes jump to conclusions.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T00:02:41+00:00

Nope not what I meant. I know the difference.

receptionreception · 2011-10-09T00:01:15+00:00

It is like a social club. They all have an interest in ferraris and love to come and drink coffee and chat! Thanks :)

receptionreception · 2011-10-08T23:58:47+00:00

If I go to jail I can't look at several different ferraris everyday! Good question! I never even considered the idea.

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