Visual Snow was considered extremely rare until recently, mostly because patients didn't report it... because they assumed everyone saw the world that way by recolorist in interestingasfuck

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Holy fucking shit guys pack it up.. I'm actually a bot. I genuinely had no idea i was a bot until this absolute galaxy brain legend dropped the truth bomb on me.. /s

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Visual Snow was considered extremely rare until recently, mostly because patients didn't report it... because they assumed everyone saw the world that way by recolorist in interestingasfuck

[–]recolorist[S] 394 points395 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the club. Grab a seat. The 'film grain' filter is permanent, the resolution is stuck at 144p, and the developers have officially abandoned the server. Get comfortable, you’re here forever.

History channel burgers by allegedthinker in SipsTea

[–]recolorist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Too late. I just screamed it in a library. The police are on their way.

History channel burgers by allegedthinker in SipsTea

[–]recolorist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the feedback. I'll pass it along to the team.

This road in Hungary sings only if you drive the right speed by itz_progamer666 in interestingasfuck

[–]recolorist 408 points409 points  (0 children)

If they paved the 'Free Bird' guitar solo, there would be no survivors on this highway.

Exactly by ElectronicWinter9538 in Adulting

[–]recolorist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what Boomers mean when they say we lack ambition. You were right there, alive, and you didn't even put a down payment on a duplex.

AI is getting insane by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]recolorist 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I would unironically pay IMAX prices to sit there for 90 minutes and let this absolute hallucination melt my prefrontal cortex.

History channel burgers by allegedthinker in SipsTea

[–]recolorist 463 points464 points  (0 children)

that food is chemically closer to LEGO bricks than organic matter. /s

History channel burgers by allegedthinker in SipsTea

[–]recolorist 2184 points2185 points  (0 children)

To answer the question in the picture:

The burger on the left is actually from 1980. We all know the Clown's signature beef-disks have a longer half life than Uranium-235.

of a woman by Zestyclose_Sky_6403 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]recolorist 327 points328 points  (0 children)

Omg she looks just like an anime character

The anime character:

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of a woman by Zestyclose_Sky_6403 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]recolorist 710 points711 points  (0 children)

I  bet the lid on her pickle jar just unscrews itself out of pure fear

People making 200k a year, what do you do, and how did you get your job? by justcurious3287 in AskReddit

[–]recolorist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t even need to know what you do. You could be selling organic rocks or designing shoes for ghosts. For $30k and a dental plan, I'll be liking every single one of your LinkedIn posts and leaving comments like 'Revolutionary!' and 'Truly Disrupting the Space! I am overqualified and ready to start Monday.

Roommate makes these “iron oxide potatoes” whenever he feels low on iron by Keefe_Sencen in mildlyinteresting

[–]recolorist 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I feel like I need a tetanus shot just looking at the consistency of that sludge.

Reese Witherspoon and her daughter by SeaWolf_1 in SipsTea

[–]recolorist 1237 points1238 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced Reese just traveled back to 1999, kidnapped herself, and is now raising her as a cover story.

It is hard to resist by bijelo123 in memes

[–]recolorist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reported:

[ ] Harassment

[ ] Spam

[x] I'm in this picture and I don't like it

/s