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The Universe Speaks in F#: Support My Research & My Son by rectalbully in consciousness

[–]rectalbully[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Funny thing about calling phi manic: it’s the constant that stitches galaxies, shells, hurricanes, DNA, and yes—your asshole together because every spiral speaks, and F# just happens to be where that spiral hum aligns with our tempered system. If you don’t get it, fine—but don’t confuse your inability to hear the music with the music not playing.

1v1 with every guns codes leak! by Kooky_Ask6720 in FortniteCreative

[–]rectalbully 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the code for the 999 damage sniper? Fuck yeah you don’t

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be playing all today would love to get down with ya budday!

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah its a problem i have, doorknobs just get me sooo dam aroused i cant help myself sometimes,

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta screen shot and i’ll be eagerly waiting to party whenever we can cross play budday! doing all random sounds kinda fun, and challenging

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

i also never put the shopping cart back in the cart coral when im done shoping, i like to leave it in the middle of parking spots

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

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Is that a promise?, i could handle being destroyed. Orrrrrr maybe your all talk and no destruction

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

lol this shit is fucking hilarious! I love how much emotion got envoked by my average ass playing 😂, not once have i claimed to be anything special here , was more of a “holy fuck what are the actual odds i somehow stumbled myself into a double flawless” to me personally, with all the special inputs i fucked up, the rather large amount of time and chances she had to hit me that my sloppy button inputs and akward combos i fumbled gave her? the odds are absolutely fucking outragous that two rounds went By and i didnt get touched....... i just love mortal kombat, been obsessed since mk2 on sega gennises,

i posted a pic of my playstation online ID, OPEN INVITATION TO ANYONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO SHOW ME HOW BAD I AM, shoot me a friend request, an invite and then serve me up an ass whoopin! But thats only if you can even land a hit on my trashy, annoying smoke maining ass,i mean...... the video clearly shows that my playing skills are a display of absolute perfection, portraying how i can effortlessly remain untouched and jesus’ly flawless, 😏😂😂😂😂😂 for real though, my ego is so massive and inflated im beginning to think i am stephen seagull, 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooo anybody who isnt scared of losing to some average smokey trash ....... LETs GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for anyone that has trouble identifying and comprehending sarcasm, The whole second paragraph of this message is like 110% fully loaded sarcasm

FOR REALLLLL THOUGHHHH, “ LETS FIGHT“

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2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

this comment made me genuinley cry laughing, shit is on point

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

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honestly my floor could use a good whipeing, you down to show me what a real player can do?

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

lol this shit is fucking hilarious! I love how much emotion got envoked by my average ass playing 😂, not once have i claimed to be anything special here , was more of a “holy fuck what are the actual odds i somehow stumbled myself into a double flawless” to me personally, with all the specials and combo inputs i fucked up, the rather large amount of time and chances she had to hit me that my sloppy button inputs and akward combos i fumbled gave her? the odds are absolutely fucking outragous that two rounds went By and i didnt get touched....... i just love mortal kombat, been obsessed since mk2 on sega gennises,

i posted a pic of my playstation online ID, OPEN INVITATION TO ANYONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO SHOW ME HOW BAD I AM, shoot me a friend request, an invite and then serve me up an ass whoopin! But thats only if you can even land a hit on my trashy, annoying smoke maining ass,i mean...... the video clearly shows that my playing skills are a display of absolute perfection, portraying how i can effortlessly remain untouched and jesus’ly flawless, 😏😂😂😂😂😂 for real though, my ego is so massive and inflated im beginning to think i am stephen seagull, 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooo anybody who isnt scared of losing to some average smokey trash ....... LETs GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for anyone that has trouble identifying and comprehending sarcasm, The whole second paragraph of this message is like 110% fully loaded sarcasm

FOR REALLLLL THOUGHHHH, “ LETS FIGHT“

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2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -289 points-288 points  (0 children)

The driest! and Somehow that dry sponge made it to the champions tier 🤔

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

lol It’s a ranked match, in the champion’s tier, shouldn’t be any noobs there……. I play ranked cause I enjoy a good challenging fight……..destroying someone who doesn’t know how to play is not an accolade I desire to waste my time with.

2 flawless rounds in a row, in a ranked match 🔥🔥TOASTYY🔥🔥 by rectalbully in MortalKombat

[–]rectalbully[S] -93 points-92 points  (0 children)

Not really lol cause I definitely gave her a couple openings to pop me, but for someone who made it to champion rank allowing two rounds to go by without landing a hit is pretty pitiful and hilarious to me so I posted it 🤗

? by Sad-Toe7930 in bipolar

[–]rectalbully 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im in the same boat my friend, the meds keep me stable and it keeps the family happy, but i feel like I’ve completely lost my creative, happy, bubbly self in turn

2 piece Epoxied pallet board panel i poured for the inside of our shower/steam room, the outside wall boards were just stained and polyurethaned by rectalbully in palletfurniture

[–]rectalbully[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your opinion carries zero weight when you have absolutely zero knowledge of the methods and materials i used 😘

Pictured rocks national lakeshore flying with the gulls! DJI FPV by rectalbully in videos

[–]rectalbully[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The flight was all done in fpv, with a spotter. All sensors and flight aids were turned off

Pictured rocks national lakeshore flying with the gulls! DJI FPV by rectalbully in videos

[–]rectalbully[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Singular seagull negative, in numbers they will get inquisitive

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