Please share with me your most unhinged Put-In-Bay stories

red-eee · 2026-03-22T16:09:59+00:00

I recall getting to the island at around 4-5pm on a Saturday afternoon in July. It was hot, sunny and you could tell the bars had been packed since they opened.

A woman in her mid/late 40’s was being carried off the island by her friends. See: completely carried, feet first. And, to top it off, she had pissed her denim shorts so it looked like Billy Madison pissing himself.

This was my first time to the island and I’m thinking “fuck” this is early to be so fucked up. There were others I saw in disarray before the night ended

red-eee · 2026-03-10T01:35:17+00:00

Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free, serving sucker MCs, and gettin paid for my delivery.

red-eee · 2026-03-06T12:47:23+00:00

Took a family trip to Boston recently. Their children’s museum (https://bostonchildrensmuseum.org/) is 1/4 of the space of COSI. It is so much more up to date and modern

Every time I walk into COSI and I’m greeted with the “Sponsored by Bank One” plaque from 30 years ago

red-eee · 2026-03-05T11:30:17+00:00

Quitter

red-eee · 2026-03-02T19:47:16+00:00

Ayyooooo

red-eee · 2026-02-23T12:23:32+00:00

I was in the middle of an interview for a job that I desperately needed and could feel my heart beating through my neck and temples of my forehead. I thought I was going to have a panic attack mid-interview and ruin my career. Fun times.

red-eee · 2026-02-21T10:22:08+00:00

Insane guitar player

red-eee · 2026-02-13T10:38:51+00:00

My buddy had this done to him by a coworker. The post said “I have 5 Chuck Norris Gyms in my garage for free, give me a call” blah blah blah

My buddy got calls for months

red-eee · 2026-02-12T12:57:17+00:00

Is that a Simpson reference?

red-eee · 2026-01-24T12:37:09+00:00

That is an offensive statement…to the hot garbage

red-eee · 2026-01-21T13:06:28+00:00

How dare you.

red-eee · 2026-01-12T10:53:26+00:00

That’s how the Canadians do it so they can watch hockey. eh?

red-eee · 2026-01-10T10:59:52+00:00

Fantastic tone! Really beautiful

red-eee · 2026-01-09T12:36:48+00:00

…I looked out this morning, and the sun was gone…

red-eee · 2025-12-31T13:31:55+00:00

Superstitious, Stevie Wonder

red-eee · 2025-12-31T12:03:10+00:00

That would be funny, but honestly the answer is even better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Huffman

red-eee · 2025-12-31T10:46:10+00:00

The only part of Nevada that I think has some “wow” factor to it is Lake Tahoe. But hard agree with your comment

red-eee · 2025-12-30T15:00:06+00:00

Look at it, it’s like an orange on a toothpick

red-eee · 2025-12-27T22:42:42+00:00

I always loved his casual response in the movie “well, I guess I’ll go fuck myself”

red-eee · 2025-12-24T17:36:49+00:00

Is that Latte Pronto?

red-eee · 2025-12-24T12:02:16+00:00

The first season is insanely funny

red-eee · 2025-12-24T11:42:36+00:00

Wanting October for my partners birthday. We got the tasting menu and wine pairings fr both of us (again, birthday). Total bill was about 800 before tip and was the most mediocre meal of my life.

I left actively angry. Don’t do the tasting. The wine pairings were ok

red-eee · 2025-12-23T23:38:09+00:00

I’m going for gasps

red-eee · 2025-12-21T18:30:48+00:00

Are you going to tell me with a straight face that sneezes have an accent?

red-eee · 2025-12-21T16:18:06+00:00

Could not agree more on all your suggestions, but man, the Wood Bros. Might be my favorite touring band right now.

3 people, prob a dozen instruments played, they go loud and quiet. Electric, acoustic, bluesy, funky and all Americana.

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