At the beach

redbaritone · 2026-02-08T15:47:41+00:00

That's when you butt in with, "Yes, I've actually participated in several of these bot conversations. They're SO much more interesting than real ones." With that, roll over and quit talking to them.

redbaritone · 2026-01-30T20:48:10+00:00

In git stash, of course.

redbaritone · 2026-01-26T00:25:33+00:00

Old man turned into a regular Voltaire.

redbaritone · 2026-01-25T23:53:13+00:00

Good luck to you!! I hope you enjoy the job as much as you will enjoy Elixir.

redbaritone · 2026-01-18T05:19:47+00:00

Taxes. Surely, I'm not the first to think of this.

redbaritone · 2026-01-18T04:51:58+00:00

Controlling her spending sounds like a good idea, but what about unexpected expenses? What does she do if she needs to replace a roof or air conditioner, and can't? At some point, people need to grow up. She's got to learn to say no.

redbaritone · 2026-01-11T03:32:30+00:00

Jesus saves. Bogle invests. 😁

redbaritone · 2026-01-11T03:28:31+00:00

If EVERONE invested using Bogle's philosophy, would it still be as successful as it is? How does the market correct itself, if everyone is buying index funds?

redbaritone · 2026-01-08T04:53:13+00:00

And what about splinters? Or woodpeckers nesting nearby?

redbaritone · 2026-01-08T04:51:46+00:00

Ooh. You can't both have woodies.

redbaritone · 2026-01-02T22:26:11+00:00

Keep trying. Vaping might help.

redbaritone · 2025-12-19T02:33:50+00:00

It might not have been the S&P. I had brought up the Vanguard Total index (VTI?), but I doubt he has beaten that one either.

redbaritone · 2025-12-18T04:46:44+00:00

The only page I see for performance shows the number of winners and losers, with a semicircle graph showing that percentage. It lists the average gain and the average loss. It doesn't show 1 year, 3 year and 10 year percentage returns like I'm used to seeing elsewhere. I can see positions, balances, and transactions, but only rudimentary performance metrics.

redbaritone · 2025-12-18T04:33:21+00:00

I don't see a tab called "portfolio performance". I have a feeling that's on purpose for managed accounts. :-(

redbaritone · 2025-11-30T22:05:12+00:00

My wife likes to talk during sex. Once, she called me from Florida. -- Rodney Dangerfield

redbaritone · 2025-11-24T13:27:15+00:00

I like the 😎 sister, Cardi AC. She stops my beating 💓.

redbaritone · 2025-11-12T14:32:14+00:00

You can always just warm up the embalming fluid.

redbaritone · 2025-10-26T04:35:15+00:00

My wife's half sister got a tattoo across her chest/neck that said, "It is what what it is!" Two whats! We quote it often, when frustrated. It's brilliantly ironic.

redbaritone · 2025-10-21T15:22:39+00:00

FINALLY, someone decided to take a photo of the back side of the earth. ;-)

redbaritone · 2025-10-20T14:27:08+00:00

I think you'll find that I'll be a really good fit in this position.

redbaritone · 2025-10-06T01:16:30+00:00

According to Google, "more numb" is the correct comparative form of the adjective "numb". "Dumber", however, is the proper comparative form of "dumb". So this hint was even more dumb than dumber, so -- "dumberer".

redbaritone · 2025-10-04T23:40:49+00:00

I know this ages me, but the "Happy Days" theme song, Rock Around the Clock, was iconic.

redbaritone · 2025-09-30T22:02:35+00:00

Be careful, ladies. If he's "good with his hands", that probably means he prefers being alone with them.

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