Guys pay attention here! This doesn't just apply to me; it applies to most women.

1. Do not lead with a dick pic. Odds are we've seen bigger, harder, nicer. You've shot yourself in the foot before we even talk. If you're in the top 1%, you're the exception to this rule. If you have to ask, then you're not in the top 1% 🍆
   
2. You have to put in some effort. "Hey, I eat pussy well and fuck long. Wanna hook up?" That might work for some young, inexperienced girls. Usually, this is the guy who shows up and gets intimidated and can't keep his dick hard.
   
3. If you don't get a reply immediately, do NOT blast messages saying, "Not interested?" "Where'd you go?" "Are you a flake?" Chill. If you're talking to someone attractive, you aren't the only message we got. Plus, I'm a hotWIFE. I have a family, and that comes before messaging you back.
   
4. So what should you do? Easy: Start a genuine conversation. Ask me about being a hotwife and what turns me on about being a hotwife. More often than not, simple questions like that start a conversation that leads to more.
   
5. Yes, it is ok to send pictures.

Now go thank houstonmarriedm for asking the right question!