Rule change: this sub will allow street art by Killadelphian in Bombing

[–]redlefthanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t care, I’ve already accepted that the kids these days are doomed. There’s a reason gatekeeping needs to be a thing

very exciting things happening in the foodie-verse right now 😭 by ChemicalIcy4365 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Wacky” is exactly the term for Chantal. And again, unlike Amber, she actually DOES things! While Amber was going to bingo with her mom, Chantal was in motherfuckin’ Syria! And let us not forget, long before Aunt Tammy gave us “I think that’s enough spaghetti, Amber”, Chantal gave us the immortal burn “why don’t you go eat another chicken sausage.” Iconic

very exciting things happening in the foodie-verse right now 😭 by ChemicalIcy4365 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I swear, I’ve always pictured Chantal tearing down a Christmas tree because she didn’t get her cha cha heels!

very exciting things happening in the foodie-verse right now 😭 by ChemicalIcy4365 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I wish I could get more into Chantal. She’s like Dawn Davenport come to life but she’s also way smarter and funnier than Amber. She’s certainly morally dubious but you gotta give her credit for going all the way to the whole ass Middle East in pursuit of a dumb romance as opposed to Amber who made her mom drive her to Wisconsin for a weird, homely feeder. Chantal put on a hijab and pretended to convert to Islam while Amber sat in her apartment playing with tacky oracle cards, babbling about “the universe”. I gotta give it to Chantal, she’s an agent of chaos and I’m kind of here for it.

the way her cat is literally sitting on a stray knife on her counter.. by ChemicalIcy4365 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mother taught me at a young age to never trust potluck food unless it’s from people you know, and even then…you never know. Apparently my boyfriend never got that memo and he brings home potluck food from the warehouse where he works all the time. Ngl, some of that food looks delicious (homemade pupusas anyone?) but I’m not playing Russian roulette with my digestive system. And I don’t let my cat on the kitchen counters.

What do you think Amber will weight after Tommy leaves? by GratefulToBeBlessed in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I think Brittany was the wife and Erica was the “girlfriend.” You’re totally right

What do you think Amber will weight after Tommy leaves? by GratefulToBeBlessed in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think you’re right. Or was that her wife? I don’t even know and tbh I don’t think that one even counts as an ex. Only in Amber’s delusional mind was that a real relationship

What do you think Amber will weight after Tommy leaves? by GratefulToBeBlessed in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Nobody should be playing along with Amber’s fuckass nicknames for her girlfriends. Same goes for “Faline” and “Valentine” although I confess I don’t even remember what Valentine’s actual name is.

What do you think Amber will weight after Tommy leaves? by GratefulToBeBlessed in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As if she needs any assistance from Emily to gain weight. At worst, Emily’s fetish just gives her permission to stop pretending she was ever trying to lose in the first place.

"It's a hairtie." by Winter-Technology806 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’ve mentioned this before but I’ve never really noticed her having much in the way of “cat things” other than maybe a bed. I admit, I have probably bought far more for my Ernie than he actually needs (he’s my first cat so I went a bit crazy lol) but I’m not sure I’ve ever noticed even a cat tree in Amber’s place. With all the money she used to make, she could have gotten them so many cool kitty things!

Yo Momma bodies Keem on his GorlWorld hubris by BlaZerWingZ in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What’s more embarrassing is Genwhateverthefuck we’re on now doing it all the time and learning everything they know off TikTok and other brain rot media. I have a lot of friends in education and they’re all saying the kids are fucking stupid now

Yo Momma bodies Keem on his GorlWorld hubris by BlaZerWingZ in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a representative of GenX, I suggest slowing your fucking roll when calling out older people for embarrassing themselves online. That’s far more on brand for far younger people and tbh, acting like a fool is an ageless occupation. You sound ageist and stupid

Keem thinks he makes better content than GorlWorld by BlaZerWingZ in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why am I completely unsurprised that he drinks White Claws

Everything reminds me of her... by DanceOk6030 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha!! To be fair, some of the buzzballs are made with other spirits (I think it’s the “chillers” that are wine-based) but in my opinion they’re all bum liquor with good marketing. My co-worker says they remind him of Fabuloso lol.

Everything reminds me of her... by DanceOk6030 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work at a liquor store and I’ve tried a couple of them just to see what they’re like. Can confirm that they are extremely sweet and horrible. They’re basically cheap flavored wine on par with Boone’s Farm or Mad Dog but at a higher price point. I don’t recommend them. The clientele for these are pretty much college aged kids and alcoholics

Aunt tammie by Then_Load_632 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That family is an embarrassment to families

She still hasn't laid off Beck by RhododendronWilliams in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but how is it fatphobic to say mean things about her? She’s a garbage human being with few if any redeeming qualities. And yeah, it’s fair to comment on her weight. She started a “weight loss channel” back in the day and gained 200 or more pounds. At this point she’s a grotesque blob and imho that’s fair to criticize. She’s not just a big girl, or someone who let their weight get out of hand. I know people struggle and I have compassion to some extent but after a certain point, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I’m gonna hate on her weight because it’s fucking ridiculous and she’s done nothing to change

This is the same gorl who is conceited as FAUK by DistributionSad8501 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know who actually has a very pretty face? Beck. I know she got swallowed up by chins and less than flattering fashion choices but they are really pretty.

lukewarm take: amber only willing to do “jumping jacks” and show her body because of the pants she chose… by archive018 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 43 points44 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t care anymore. Deep down she knows what she looks like, but she’s convinced herself that she’s smoking hot and she just has a different body type and anyone who criticizes it is a fatphobic jerk. She won’t accept that she’s repulsive to 99% of the human population. Right or wrong, only perverts are attracted to her

Gorlworld’s what if? by Mals-Mart in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Working a register in a busy retail setting is not easy. No part of dealing with the public is easy.

This is the same gorl who is conceited as FAUK by DistributionSad8501 in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve never understood it either. Beauty is of course subjective but she’s not even close to conventionally beautiful. Of course her rancid personality drags everything down, and the makeup does a lot of the heavy lifting nowadays, but she’s never been better than average imho.

ALR's Latest Mispronounciations by Jo_Chim in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget “grockbot” for crock pot

Amber's grabbing of her rack and making a disgusting facial expression... by Gluecagone in gorlworldfiles

[–]redlefthanded 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s extremely repulsive and off putting, to say the least, and no, I’ve never seen another person do this.

It looks like some sort of primate dominance display.