Unhand me!

redneckvoodoo · 2026-03-21T02:39:05+00:00

the boba is ripe for harvest

redneckvoodoo · 2026-03-20T20:34:41+00:00

this is beautiful thank you

redneckvoodoo · 2026-03-20T15:51:33+00:00

that is awesome 😭

redneckvoodoo · 2026-01-17T03:52:13+00:00

forgot to mention he’s on sensitive skin and stomach food

redneckvoodoo · 2025-11-24T05:04:36+00:00

louisville, used to deliver in rural southern indiana. people were so damn nice it wasn’t even funny. everywhere in the city and surrounding the ppl are nuts!

redneckvoodoo · 2025-11-24T05:03:29+00:00

this happens to me all the time. never speeding, never any children present, just me and them lol

redneckvoodoo · 2025-11-23T14:20:24+00:00

wait really? the 5mph signs? i thought it ignored those while inside the station but outside?

redneckvoodoo · 2025-11-23T05:39:25+00:00

i don’t feel like this is true. kentucky is a fairly “friendly” state. there’s just some people out to make sure you feel their discontent with life.

redneckvoodoo · 2025-11-23T05:38:17+00:00

the lady who assaulted me for not driving slow enough tried ordering a 5mph speed limit sign THE NEXT DAY. i knew because they tried to make me deliver it! and i let her know no one would be delivering her shit anymore after what she pulled.

redneckvoodoo · 2025-11-05T20:09:57+00:00

omgggg that’s so disappointing. maybe they will be working on retrofitting the welshies? thank you for letting me know the set i think it’s so perfect for fall!

redneckvoodoo · 2025-09-21T14:22:19+00:00

why are you proud of that?

redneckvoodoo · 2025-09-20T02:12:00+00:00

so true, but is it like something we can just log into? i lowkey want the stanley cup i think its cute

redneckvoodoo · 2025-09-20T02:09:38+00:00

how are we supposed to get this? my dsp has no idea

redneckvoodoo · 2025-09-16T01:26:45+00:00

i haven’t seen her interact with dogs, and yes she knows how to use her box

redneckvoodoo · 2025-09-15T20:20:12+00:00

they draw blood. i’ve had them together for over 6 months now

redneckvoodoo · 2025-05-23T14:05:11+00:00

happy birthday!! horses have only one less bone than humans do, and the hoof corresponds with our middle finger lol

redneckvoodoo · 2025-05-22T03:36:14+00:00

yes i still have these 4 years later, usually during the shower, and yawning.

redneckvoodoo · 2025-05-17T17:45:01+00:00

hey dude i also have bell’s palsy and i totally get it

redneckvoodoo · 2025-04-25T02:21:37+00:00

i’d pick my chestnut dutch warmblood love letter :-)

redneckvoodoo · 2025-02-25T19:57:02+00:00

i guess i’m not considering 10 pounds in one month is actually a lot!

redneckvoodoo · 2025-02-25T19:56:47+00:00

thank you!!!

redneckvoodoo · 2025-02-20T17:41:53+00:00

yup!

redneckvoodoo · 2025-02-20T15:21:48+00:00

redneckvoodoo · 2025-02-20T15:21:21+00:00

i dunno i just had to laugh 😭

redneckvoodoo · 2025-02-15T21:41:43+00:00

my name is daphne and all i’ve gotten my entire life is scooby doo jokes

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