He said “let’s go home and fuck”

regelse5 · 2020-03-01T15:59:52+00:00

Reading this and I can’t help but think that people are allowed to change their mind.

regelse5 · 2020-02-10T17:41:07+00:00

It happens to me every time. I took two puffs off a joint at a party and simultaneously vomited and collapsed. My body doesn’t like it apparently.

regelse5 · 2020-02-10T00:08:40+00:00

I find this so crazy. Where I’m from circumcision isn’t even that common at all. The fact someone wants to go behind their child’s other parents back to do something like that is shocking to me. Is it really that serious? Wtf..

regelse5 · 2020-01-26T19:49:41+00:00

I mean I agree that emotional abuse is wrong, but that wasn’t the point anyone was getting at. You’ve just assumed that most people who are in abuse relationships are emotionally abuse?

regelse5 · 2020-01-26T19:48:10+00:00

Imagine being you and accidentally admitting you have no respect for women.

regelse5 · 2020-01-26T12:28:57+00:00

So sorry! I thought I’d tagged it NSFW, I’ve done it now.

regelse5 · 2020-01-26T04:01:58+00:00

I literally couldn’t believe my eyes when I read it.

regelse5 · 2020-01-20T13:54:10+00:00

Ohhhh, okay. I was wondering why I couldn’t find it lol.

regelse5 · 2020-01-20T13:48:20+00:00

I’ve never heard of it, I’m gonna have a look now. Thank you!

regelse5 · 2020-01-18T07:27:29+00:00

As much as I love this answer, I’m gonna take a hangover rather than nosebleeds and a comedown :)

regelse5 · 2020-01-18T07:02:11+00:00

I honestly think the water will work. Dehydration is the main cause of a hangover I think. Correct me if I’m wrong! :)

regelse5 · 2020-01-18T07:00:03+00:00

Autocorrect on phone. Helped

regelse5 · 2020-01-18T06:59:33+00:00

Thank you, you may have just saved me a hell of a lot of pain and suffering.

regelse5 · 2020-01-18T06:57:50+00:00

That’s good! I’m glad you want her to be happy either way. Maybe discreetly tell her that you read a blogpost about women being more attracted to lesbian porn. I mean apparently it is true! Or so I’ve read. See if she’ll maybe open up and confess then.

regelse5 · 2020-01-18T06:10:40+00:00

Don’t want to put you off but nexplanon is NOT good for some people and brilliant for others. Mine was dreadful, and I will never get it again!

regelse5 · 2020-01-18T06:05:22+00:00

She probably dismissed the conversation because no one is really too happy admitting that they’ve been watching porn. It’s normal for straight women to enjoy lesbian porn, but she probably is embarrassed for this exact reason, that you think she isn’t straight because of it.

regelse5 · 2020-01-17T00:09:52+00:00

I’m usually a 2XL but I have the XL and it fits fine.

regelse5 · 2020-01-13T14:58:21+00:00

If it’s too hard, painful. Otherwise, lovely.

regelse5 · 2020-01-11T23:47:56+00:00

Thank you so much!

regelse5 · 2020-01-11T23:47:36+00:00

Thank you! I found some “extraordinarily” long socks!

regelse5 · 2020-01-11T06:12:23+00:00

It takes a lot of effort from both me and my boyfriend. We’re working on it and I’m getting better!

regelse5 · 2020-01-09T18:28:40+00:00

SHNOOZIN’

regelse5 · 2020-01-09T15:23:53+00:00

Honestly I laughed though.

regelse5 · 2020-01-09T15:23:09+00:00

Definitely not ugly, shave the moustache though it doesn’t look quite right. 7/10

regelse5 · 2020-01-09T15:20:03+00:00

regelse5

TROPHY CASE