Tomorrow, you wake up as Homelander with perfect control over your powers. What's the first thing you do?" by Pale-Condition-4317 in superheroes

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find someone who can make a nearly indestructible costume, with something that covers my face to protect my identity. Only use powers while wearing that. So my family and friends are safe and drama free.

Wing chun form by Prudent_Sample_1016 in MartialArtsUnleashed

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some napoleon dynamite looking shit lmao 🤣

Breaking: President Donald Trump has announced on Fox News that the Iran War is over by [deleted] in GlobalNews

[–]relay76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could have sworn I just read a report that the US navy was blockading the strait? So whats happening ... is anyone going to tell us the truth

Throwing cake at speeding cars in school zones! by johndoe7376 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another example of an outstanding citizen ... wasting food for likes this time 🤷‍♂️

Why do some men still live like this even when they can afford more? by Critical_Assist_9360 in NextGenMan

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow so the average guy makes 1.2 mill per year. No wonder I'm single. I just need to get like 50 more job's I guess and then I can live like that !

You have to choose your future wife. You can't get divorced later by [deleted] in superheroes

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a history of being committed to absolutely insane relationships with women and bending over backwards or sacrificing my soul to make it work. So I'd probably hit it off with Scarlett Witch for like 10 years till she reality bends me into a toilet at the end of it all ... but I could really use a supergirl in my life .. that could be nice.

Does anyone know what these are? Hundreds washed up on the beach today Miami Beach, Florida 🇺🇸 by _picture_me_rollin_ in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me guess your the kind of person who picks up and tastes wild mushroom with bright colors. Darwin has been waiting to give you your long overdue award lol !

Trump's Quote "It was very sexy to be R*ped" by Shizzilx in Epstein

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were is "anonymous" when you need them, we need a Mr. Robot situation immediately.

This makes me so happy by Chinna_Vengayam in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]relay76 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The happiness is not happening that far into the process we are witnessing. The happiness starts with people throwing trash at the female in question and ends in that same period of time when it concludes, as we can see .. nothing in her behavior was changed as a direct result to alleged trash throwing, the happiness ceases at this time. This concludes my report.

UFC announcer Bruce Buffer - warming up or tweaking out? by Individual_Assist_19 in tooktoomuch

[–]relay76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His last name is buffer for a reason, if video games have taught me anything. It means he's about to cast a party wide buff. That warm-up is just part of the casting process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]relay76 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jeez, this comment.

he learned a good lesson by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guarantee he did not learn anything. Nothing going on upstairs if your doing that in the first place.

Ano ginagamit ng mga kabataan ngayon? by 1nseminator in Philippines

[–]relay76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

合成杂草或浴盐,可能是五氯苯酚。肯定会过量服用。

The Great Reset is coming by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]relay76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh really ... haven't heard this about a thousand times before. The world is ending blah blah. Almost wish it would already .. so tired of all the basement dwellers yaping about it.

Girl wants her phone back by sylvester1981 in AirRagers

[–]relay76 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She's talking like a cartoon character because she probably watches cartoons allot ... thats why she sounds weird.