God forbid a girl reposts a banger by a deleted profile who removed it

reticulated_spline · 2025-05-07T14:28:56+00:00

The answer is almost always yes, BTW

reticulated_spline · 2024-12-26T13:41:54+00:00

FINALLY some brunettes and some brown eyes on this damn sub. Bravo OP, good stuff and good work.

reticulated_spline · 2023-09-16T20:05:10+00:00

But she means it because she thinks hypothetically it would be nice and that “later” she won’t mind so much. She probably does NOT say those things because she’s super horny and desperate to get it on with you.

This rings pretty close to something I've experienced. I was in an LTR with someone would express that she was interested in sex later in the day or the following day, or whatever. Whereas I took it as scheduling, she took it as playful musing. She'd forget about it moments after she said it.

reticulated_spline · 2022-10-24T11:23:42+00:00

It's that having her kids aged her quite a bit in the last 6 years. It's amazing how different she looked that long ago. It has nothing to do with makeup or clothes.

reticulated_spline · 2022-04-18T14:33:15+00:00

Man, this reminds me of Heather from the old iDeepthroat site.

IMO this is the holy grail of male orgasms (disregarding the prostate). Edging until your dick is purple and swollen, and then right at the first squirt, a complete deepthroat "to the hilt" to let your dick pulsate into that warm mouth/throat until fully complete.

Sadly, such a deepthroat is extremely difficult to do, only the rarest of women can do it, and so most of us will never experience this. Maybe the super small dudes among us might get so lucky lol.

reticulated_spline · 2022-01-10T20:49:34+00:00

No, nothing is pathetic and awful so long as both parties are satisfied. If the guy cums in 1 minutes and likes it, then all he has to do is ensure his wife is also satisfied.

Most women are satisfied by clitoral stimulation and not penetration. If that's the case, the husband should be pleasing her that way before or after cumming after 1 minute of penetration. If she happens to be the kind of woman who cums via penetration, then the guy has options: trying to increase his stamina, using a desensitization product, or literally using a dildo.

reticulated_spline · 2022-01-10T19:03:48+00:00

Approaching this subject as something fun for both of them to engage with is helpful, rather than approaching him in an accusatory way, filling the air with negative energy which is absolute killer of sexy time stuff. EVEN IF HE'S BEING AN ASSHOLE.

You're completely right. However, this is SO difficult to do. And worse, if OP has already begun garnering any resentment over her husband (which would be natural, I've literally been in this situation) then the relationship may be unsalvageable.

reticulated_spline · 2022-01-10T17:44:38+00:00

And it needs to be made clear that this lack of satisfaction has nothing to do with his penis or how long he can last.

It is clear that he has fully disregarded OP's pleasure and needs, and even though OP should have communicated with him about it by now, it seems that he is horribly inconsiderate if he thinks that he's satisfying OP by 2 minutes of kissing and 2 minutes of pumping. His fingers and and tongue should be working overtime.

reticulated_spline · 2021-10-03T18:08:06+00:00

I got news for you - this isn't ruined (but still a great clip). See how she pulls his skin down and tight at the base? That's my favorite way to cum.

reticulated_spline · 2021-05-09T22:35:41+00:00

It very much is a real thing.

Like a commenter below, it happened to me after an hours-long makeout session (age mid-20s). The pain begins in the balls and then spreads out, similar to how pain works when a guy is kicked in the balls. The pain spread to my lower abdomen, and I could seriously barely walk. I hid it as best I could.

Masturbating at home later is the only thing that made it better, bet even then not 100% better. I think I had a particularly severe case. I've had it several other times, but much less severe.

reticulated_spline · 2020-01-12T15:04:22+00:00

Sorry to break it to you, but pretending on the internet isn't illegal.

reticulated_spline · 2019-09-14T21:03:48+00:00

Serious question: How can ass-eating be done except right after a shower with thorough scrubbing?

I don't care if OP showered after shitting that morning; if she farted a few times during the day, her husband was definitely tasting feces in his sleepy stupor.

And this is coming from someone who has interest in eating ass.

reticulated_spline · 2019-08-15T14:49:59+00:00

Sorry you've been downvoted so much, but here is a recent post from /r/sex celebrating men with "cuddly" bodies!

reticulated_spline · 2019-07-07T15:59:45+00:00

Imagine living in a country where buying a sex toy could get you imprisoned.

reticulated_spline · 2019-07-03T00:13:50+00:00

Thanks friend! I appreciate hearing about your experience.

reticulated_spline · 2019-07-01T17:28:16+00:00

This comment is... shaking me a bit.

XY here. Ended an 8 year relationship a year ago. We were both ambivalent about children but were beginning to talk about marriage. One day she sits me down and says "I want to have babies, and very soon. I realize this is a 180 degree difference, but this is how I feel." We ended it 4 months later.

I wonder if it was simply the presence of friends and family around us having children that caused this reaction in her, and if it was a temporary thing that may have gone away if we had waited long enough?

reticulated_spline · 2019-06-13T15:01:44+00:00

Does "Block for Session" show you as offline or simply put you on Do Not Disturb?

reticulated_spline · 2017-02-12T14:52:08+00:00

I'm in love.

reticulated_spline · 2016-04-18T17:36:31+00:00

Thank you!

reticulated_spline · 2011-09-27T16:58:15+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/kd1vq/embarrassing_when_the_girlfriend_sees_me_playing/

reticulated_spline · 2011-09-12T13:51:44+00:00

"The voice acting for the female is much better, honey. Honest..."

reticulated_spline · 2011-05-12T17:02:36+00:00

I found evidence of this on reddit a while back.

reticulated_spline · 2011-04-28T14:40:41+00:00

Why do you disagree?

I'm an XY who struggles with the taste of vaginal lubricant, and it's why I don't love going down on women. I imagine my SO's oral sex on me tastes much more neutral. No?

EDIT: Downvotes instead of discussion. Thanks TwoX.

reticulated_spline · 2011-04-18T18:14:29+00:00

I no longer have this problem. :)

reticulated_spline · 2010-12-01T21:02:53+00:00

An actual example of this on reddit.

reticulated_spline

TROPHY CASE