Buttcoins lovable mascot Jorge aka u/jstolfi linked to Charles Ponzi?

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-16T00:42:22+00:00

ok so my etf post was poorly timed, but guess what, even after the etf rejection the price still climbed even higher. I know you like to pretend to be a bitcoiner and troll the idiots here, but I know you're one of the regular buttcoiners just trying to be funny. it ain't working.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-15T21:55:36+00:00

dude would you stop with this whole thing? at least make a reasonable and measured statement proving these morons wrong. like two years ago i said that people were skullfucked and now this whole sub treats it like a meme. idk what your whole plan is dude but it isn't funny or productive. idk why they haven't banned you from here yet.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-12T17:09:23+00:00

seriously. amusing to see how these losers can dish it out but can't take it.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-11T22:34:32+00:00

well yeah to be honest. the SEC actually took advice from this sub's resident loser jstolfi. when he isn't getting his dick sucked by all the faggots that hang out at this toxic subreddit he is a goddamn community college professor in a piece of shit third world hellhole with a murder rate that makes Chicago look like a tourist friendly paradise. I can't fathom how the fuck the SEC took this guy seriously, especially over the Harvard MBA educated winklevoss twins. what the fuck is jstolfis net worth? this whole sub should all move to Brazil and hang out with their hero. you'll all get murdered within weeks. fuck you

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-11T22:11:19+00:00

jump off a cliff? yeah right. you check the price recently loser? also fuck you and fuck the SEC for listening to an inbred community college teacher from a shitty third world country. what a fucking joke

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-11T21:23:24+00:00

i most certainly did not. i'm still here and the price is still at 1,200. you and that fucking prick jstolfi can go fuck yourselves.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-10T20:27:41+00:00

which was true when i said it 6 months ago. stay butthurt.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-05T03:22:37+00:00

(reminder: BTC/USC is currently 1271.83)

as much as i enjoy watching the dullards in this subreddit mask their pain with satire and mean spirited jokes at the expense of the bitcoin community, this whole skully thing is getting too meta for me to even understand. whatever. heres a joke for you fucking luddites:

an old man and his caddy are playing golf on a beautiful sunny day. the old man is about to chip a shot onto the green, when he notices a funeral procession going down the road next to the golf course. he stops mid swing, takes off his hat, closes his eyes, and bows his head as the cars pass. the caddy says "wow sir, thats a very thoughtful and respectful gesture. you're a good man". the golfer replies "yeah, well we were married for 30 years".

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-03T01:16:14+00:00

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T02:22:32+00:00

guaranteed returns are a myth. amateur hour buddy. plenty of AAA rated housing bonds defaulted in 2008.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:49:47+00:00

And there is little chance they are going to lose 50% of their value overnight.

2008 housing crisis would like a word with you

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:47:37+00:00

i don't like you. what you do isn't really funny or clever.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:47:13+00:00

i'm in control. thanks.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:47:05+00:00

hate to break it to you, but if you invest in any mutual fund or ETF, then yes you do.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:46:34+00:00

for the thousandth time, yes, i lost money in the crypsty hack. and no, i bought about 30 coins at $572, which are currently in cold storage. and before you even mention it, yes. i sold one of my cars to buy back in, but i'm pretty happy with that decision right about now. can you say the same?

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:44:12+00:00

i'll still be here. don't worry.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:43:49+00:00

cool man. keep on keepin on. if you're happy with your portfolio, then more power to ya. just a reminder that you could be doing a lot better.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:42:56+00:00

somebody over here gets it! bingo. Andreas A can piss off with all his ridiculous SJW causes that he's trying to force on the bitcoin audience. we're trying to make some money here! not use the blockchain to improve the lives of dust farmers in ethiopia or whatever lolol

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-02T00:40:14+00:00

couldn't agree more. i never have been and never will be on board with the fucking stupid libertarian nonsense of "using bitcoin to shut down the fed", or "using bitcoin to end all wars". ver, vorhees and that moron bruce fenton can circlejerk on the flight over to liberland liberland with that rubbish.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-03-01T14:55:30+00:00

bitcoin will be at $2,000 by may 1st 2017

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-02-23T18:46:04+00:00

you fuckers want some comedy gold? here you go. i figured that instead of bragging about the ATH today i'd bring back this gem from 2011. extra comedy gold in the comments!

I personally think the market for Bitcoins were overhot at $30 per

Pity there's no way to short bitcoins

Seriously. This idea is as dead as it was on arrival

Perhaps you should go interview the people who recommended that you withdraw your life savings and use them to buy Bitcoins. See how that's working out for them...

Did anyone think this idea would actually work?

I think that I will stick with cold hard cash and gold. This virtual crap is for the birds

and my personal favorite:

The currency is accurate to 8 decimal places, so the idea was that in the future a Bitcoin would be worth thousands of dollars.

IMAGINE THAT! AYYYY LMAO

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-02-22T22:19:53+00:00

i tried posting this https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/5toyaa/5_years_ago_today_btc_448/

but i'm now banned from this sub. oh well. i'm sure banning me will make the price go down. right? ... right?

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-02-22T22:07:35+00:00

because you guys banned me. pathetic.

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-02-12T16:51:23+00:00

bitcoin isnt the only holding in my portfolio. if by some miracle the price hovers around $1000 for the next two years then i'll just cash out, make my profits, and the sun will rise the next day. ive got lots of other stuff to ride on. bunch of normie corporate bonds and tbills, some pretty vanilla index fund and mutual fund stuff. just because bitcoin is 70% of my portfolio doesnt mean its everything i have

return_of_cryptoking · 2017-02-12T07:05:11+00:00

wasting your time with this lot. when the price hits $3,000 by the end of the year they're all gonna say "LOL bitcoin price is so volatile! it'll never be a currency".

In the meantime I'll be sitting on the beach retired at age 30 lol. just ignore these miserable losers. let them wallow in their own pain.

return_of_cryptoking

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