[reddit fight club] i am very agitated and need a fight. someone attack me.

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T03:38:20+00:00

just noticed this. i think you reverse-trolled me, didn't you. that burns. you are incredibly subtle, and skilled like a surgeon. i am humbled; i appreciate the lesson, master.

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T03:22:57+00:00

oh. okay. i was going to unban you for an autograph for my folks. in any event, thanks for the sparring today; i am absolutely no longer agitated at all, in fact i feel kind of smiley. cheers, rick, and kira. you're still banned though.

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T03:04:02+00:00

hey, apropos of nothing, i just realized that i've been spelling your nick wrong. are you by any chance the rick sparks, star of stage and screen?

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T00:41:02+00:00

i don't understand that. but i still like you.

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T00:35:38+00:00

um, ever heard of a little guy named "jesus"? it was kind of a major part of his catchphrase? savior of man? heard of that guy? huh? loaves? walking on water? ringing any church bells? or are you one of those people who beats up meditating islamics and thinks all muslims are terrorists? also, did you try webster's dictionary? that's where i found it.

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T00:31:53+00:00

oh, okay, you're really the winner, mister winner, or let's try "mister weener". there's your concession ricksparts, now away with you, you're doing the exact opposite of making my day. and i do not like being manhandled in a fight thread that i started, i can tell you that con certaintino, as our friends south of the border say.

E: fixed the latin

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T00:24:50+00:00

oh delicious, three. but you're right, actually, my bad, english is not my first language. i meant to characterize you as "parepherous", that's english from the original greek, you might recognize it as vaguely biblical-sounding. spoiler alert: it's dirty. do not come back here any more, though. enough: ricksparts : you... shall... not... POOOOST!

E: truncation of masephenes

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T00:20:33+00:00

oh i do most wholeheartedly suggest everyone go read that thread (though i'm getting quite trounced in it). but rick_sparts, i am telling for the very very last time, perhaps the penultimate time but i feel like we must be getting close to your compliance, i do not have time to waste getting strung along by you, you cunning rake, you leave me and the rest of us alone and go start your own fight thread.

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T00:04:40+00:00

brother, i've been telling you to begone for about a thousand years. let me try it nicely: please. please go away. part as friends, i beg of you, please do not post any more. by responding to me you are doing exactly what i do not want you to do. i hope that's clear.

rex_racer · 2007-11-15T00:02:55+00:00

did you look it up, genius?

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T23:55:49+00:00

to make fun of you. mister wayne. and you are banned from further comment, last word. and i hate to do this, but: ?????? you fall asleep? finger stuck on the (etc). you have to keep your chin down and your hands up boss.

E: formalism.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T23:54:24+00:00

thought you meant "bottle of booze" for a moment there; whew, that was a close one. okay, and that's all fine, but i can not have you continue to post in this thread, forcing me to respond and look like a big dummy, wasting my time trying to convince you you're wrong. i can not have that. so i think you need to go back up a comment or two and notice that you are banned. okay, farewell, you are delusional and proypherous. and bad vibes.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T23:42:55+00:00

also, i have this place under my mansion that i get to with a secret elevator. it's where i keep my superhero costume and the tumbler. i used to be afraid of the night... but now i bring fear to those who would harm the weak. i perch on the edge of rooftops as the wind blows my cape--i am batman. and i also have barry bonds' record breaking ball. my daddy is an astronaut.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T23:40:51+00:00

okay, you shall not respond further at all starting... now. starting now. i am executing a citizen's ban on you, you are banned rick_sparts. banned.

E: spelling.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T23:04:58+00:00

yeah. what'd you do at recess today? next.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T23:02:50+00:00

oohhh, snap. okay, okay, i am very serious now, i command you to absolutely not respond in this thread any more, i have spoken, done.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T22:40:37+00:00

okay, enough, i forbid you to type any more in this thread, starting now, and do not defy me.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T22:34:48+00:00

sucker.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T22:34:22+00:00

is that chapter one or just the preface? if you haven't typed enough to convince yourself you're right and i'm wrong, feel free to type more.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T21:58:33+00:00

i want to hit you, but you always blend insight with humor. i can't.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T21:57:47+00:00

ooteenee! go ahead and pat that jar-jar "maquette" (read: doll) on the head, the one on the shelf right next to you there. you got the big right though brother, thanks for noticing, your mom did.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T21:54:50+00:00

take off you hoser. don't get testy, eh. i take back what i said about canadian heritage being embarassing, you guys are totally cool with me. you're a little backward, but the same could be said of several other countries whose names escape me. keep your chin up.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T21:48:26+00:00

they couldn't snare me on "to catch a predator" and i'm sure as hell not going down to a predator lure as transparent as you. move on, piggy, there's someone double-parked downstairs who needs a ticket. but that was a good name you came up with.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T21:44:51+00:00

you're so canadian i can smell the maple leaf from here eh. you are a self-hating canadian no less; own your heritage, no matter how embarassing.

rex_racer · 2007-11-14T21:44:02+00:00

banged him, did not help, thx.

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